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    Once when i raided ToC a guy said jokingly that his cat died (i think he said cat, or mom im not sure) and i knew it was a joke so i whispered him saying something on the lines of "haha, nice excuse" or something and he got very angry at me saying "what if it was true" and called me selfish and stuff, that was unexpected.
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    my fish is drowning

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    Afk being evicted.

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    "My power just went out and I need to make a grilled cheese, so brb."

    True story.

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    Guy told us during naxx: 'afk police are here' we didn't hear from him again. No kidding we left him in the guild and it still shows him being logged out in Naxx. He was a good guy and had been with the guild for years.

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    This just happened like 1 month ago.

    I was talking to a friend on guild chat, talking about warriors actually. I asked him a question and he answered. Continued on for like 2-3 more minutes, they he's like "gotta go my grandpa just died"

    He logged back on the next day and I'm like was that for real? He's like yes.

    It was just weird how it happened.


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    I had a guy say he had to AFK once to go jump on a trampoline. Funny part is that he was serious...his parents make him jump on a trampoline everyday for exercise lol.
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    "BRB PBJ time"
    Afk for 30~ minutes.
    Became some awkward afk joke in the guild.

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    Worst excuse I have personally heard from a raider (who was our raid leader oddly enough): "I have to go back to Best Buy and buy a TV stand for the TV I just bought, brb about an hour"... still give him crap for that. Sadly, next day he needed to go buy a remote.... T_T
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    Be right back- the peasants are revolting

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    Dont see many of them, but i have used this while trolling:
    "Brb, aliens just landed in my back yard, i need to go defend the planet from an invasion"
    You be the judge.

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    /afk having an earthquake (i used that one so i could watch the first 15 mins of RAW)
    Quote Originally Posted by ablib View Post
    I do realize that this is an internet forum full of morons, however in real life, no one questions me, people look to me for the answer, look up to me, trust me. To have dipshits on a video game forum question me, is insulting.

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    "brb, spilled seemen on grannys purse"

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    I have a few that I use to confuse/wtface guildies. My favorite atm though is "asian trannies riding scooters outside, brb".

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    iv had some kid simply say "afk" during a raid, but he forgot to mute his mic and he was arguing with his parents. was some funny shit then things got real quiet and he never came back

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    I use and still always use these:
    "brb boat"
    "brb tornado"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robula View Post
    "brb tornado"
    I have had to use that one legitimately before.

    I'v also had to use "brb, stepped in dog shit on way to kitchen and I must clean"
    Last edited by Ihsatakar; 2012-04-11 at 05:15 PM.

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    "Hey guys, I gotta go. My bathroom is flooding."

    Toilet? No. Someone supposedly came in and plugged his sink and left the water running. o_O

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    "Am I the only one who thinks maid Nidalee has some pretty nice boobs?" @Gchat, then he logged off.


    hint

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    one guy in my raid was going "brb afk vomiting" and you could actually hear the vomiting noise in the background *ew*

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