Lets create new creative and exiting ways to butcher the English language.?

[vazar_da_priest]

0h m1 gos3h. ery0mone es+ stvpit hur

[Asmekiel]

My eyes! My brain! They hurt so much. How did I end up here..

I saw you're threat ant though it wus aboot who pepol need 2 l2grammah, but these is wey bette!

[Karadros]

How ironic. After posting in this thread I went on Facebook, and what did I see on my timeline?

One guy correcting another guy's spelling and calling him an "alliterate asshole".

wow.

That might be a stealth pun. See, alliteration is where you string multiple words together that start with the same letter. So, 'alliterate asshole'.
I mean it's UNLIKELY, it is Facebook after all, but still.

[Sarac]

I wonder, does anyone actually find this thread funny?

[Biggayshammy]

I wonder, does anyone actually find this thread funny?

i do and with saying that ill leave this here

[conscript]

Go read a twitter feed of a random athlete and a teenage girl. You will see the complete destruction of the written language.