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    E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    Update - Here are a couple of super-interesting news released today that you might want to check as well!


    New Game System - Equipement Potency EquivalencE Number
    Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker)
    What is best in life? Gear, plain and simple. As part of the upcoming stat-system revamp, we plan to introduce a new tool that will let World of Warcraft players know exactly where they stand in comparison to other players: the Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number.

    With this new system, you’ll no longer have to wonder about your perceived or actual worth as a player. Your Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number, automatically derived from the quality of the gear you currently possess, will be placed on your character sheet and in the Armory, and also displayed over your character’s head in-game as an easy-to-read bar-like object that steadily grows as you acquire loot. Thanks to this new system, no one will be able to ignore the fruits of your long, hard journey toward gear perfection.

    How Your Number Is Determined
    Here's how it will work: With every new piece of gear you obtain, your number will grow; if you attain a high enough number, you'll graduate to the next tier (more on that below) and gain access to exclusive rewards. If you’re looking to boost your number even more, activities such as earning raid and Arena achievements or realm-first titles will help you get it up, and you'll also begin receiving in-game mail with exciting offers for additional ways to enhance it.

    Player Potency Tiers
    To complement this system, we plan to use an updated version of the phasing technology introduced in Wrath of the Lich King to automatically place players in segregated tiers based on their number. Each tier will comprise all players within a certain number range, and players will only be able to group with, talk to, or see other players in the same tier as themselves. To ensure players with a smaller number will not be shafted by this new system, we plan to introduce a wide variety of new solo content for less well-equipped players.

    Rewards
    Those with sufficiently large numbers can earn in-game rewards such as a permanent bonus to "need" rolls, the ability to cut to the front of the queue in the Dungeon Finder, a larger ignore list, a much shorter dungeon deserter debuff, or -- if your number is exceedingly impressive -- a new non-combat pet, Binky the Mechano-Rooster.

    As your number grows, the game world will tailor itself to you in other subtle ways: as the pool of players you interact with becomes more and more exclusive, you’ll no longer need to stand still in prominent locations quite so often to allow others to inspect your gear; you’ll have fewer time-wasting calendar invitations to sift through; and your friends list will become increasingly more manageable, reducing needless scrolling time. Any negative repercussions of these changes will be offset by the satisfaction you’ll receive knowing your equipment is significantly more impressive than average.



    Battle.net Neural Interface Available Now
    Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker)

    Battle.net Neural Interface
    Battle.net Neural Interface for use with your World of Warcraft account or Battle.net account. This product comes with an exclusive in-game pet.

    Experience World of Warcraft from a whole new perspective with the revolutionary Battle.net Neural Interface! Harnessing the power of the human mind, the Battle.net Neural Interface is a revolutionary new method to access World of Warcraft.

    The first time you use the Battle.net Neural Interface, it reads and adapts to your unique brainwave signature, forming a permanent and unbreakable bond, ensuring that all your senses are properly mapped to your character's view of the game world. Once this neural link is formed, do not attempt to remove the Battle.net Neural Interface for any reason. Blizzard Entertainment is not liable for any temporary or permanent loss of brain function as a result of improper use of the Battle.net Neural Interface.

    • Play your World of Warcraft avatar with complete sensory input. Experience the sights, smells, and tastes of Azeroth as never before!
    • Simple and easy to use – Press one button on the side of the Battle.net Neural Interface to generate permanent mental imprint. Setup of the Battle.net Neural Interface is simple and takes only a few hours.
    • Mostly Unobstrusive – Take your Battle.net Neural Interface wherever you play World of Warcraft and have the satisfaction of knowing that you will only receive a few questioning glances.
    • Tough and durable – Lasts for months, and replacement is theoretically possible.


    Official Armory Changes
    Apparently, a couple of changes went live on the armory today. The character feed now tracks all the items you ninjaed and a couple of other things, you can see for yourself or check the dedicated forum post. (Also, my hunter still sucks, but Paranition promised me free gear)


    HTML Code:
    <iframe src="http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-model-embed.xml?r=Elune&cn=Boubouille&rhtml=true" scrolling="no" height="588" width="321" frameborder="0"></iframe>

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    that looks like the real april fools now ^^
    the arsenal one is realy funny

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    I bet my e-penis is bigger than Boubie's.

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    haha awesome joke

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    I welcome this Epeen meter!

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    Lol, fukin fantastic i Love blizzard <3
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    Yep, humans went around in those days casting balls of nature and stars at each other, and healing each other on the battlefield with thrown leaves.
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    yeh but lava is just very hot water

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    let me just pull that 15k out of thin air....



    who wants to make a timeshare pool?
    Quote Originally Posted by Kysimir
    * Not even in Care Bear land where people crap rainbows and barf lollipops, is this immoral.

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    I lauged IRL ;D


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    win ^^

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    Quote Originally Posted by Panoramixe
    I bet my e-penis is bigger than Boubie's.
    You wish!

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    They better give you free loot for all that.

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    Pimp my ride mon? ... i like Blizzard style :P

    Bit lame, but oke!
    Playing MMO's since 1997 ®
    Ultima Online > Everquest > Dark Age of Camelot > Lineage 2 > World of Warcraft.
    In between ofcourse all the other MMOs u can name. Those above spend atleast 1 year.

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    Epic april first the gear score thingy

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    Haha, in your face GearScore
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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    I think that Darth Vader might have something to say at the neural what-se-ma-called

    That and omg the price is so cheap!

    Imma order one for all you guise right now!

    And Boub aint getting one <3

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    Hahahaha Made my day.. indeed. My day.

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    The Equipement Potency EquivalencE Number is blatently a rip off of the Gear Score add-on. On second thoughts, they should use the basics of this to make their own gear score thing. It'll mean less lag.

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    LOL Gearscore is so fail, but E.P.E.E.N. is total win lmao...

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    E.P.E.E.N > Gearscore, I approve of this!

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    Re: E.P.E.E.N Number, Battle.Net Neural Interface

    Yeah E.P.E.E.N is the new gearscore.. awesome!
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