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    The real Alliance badass

    Some Alliance players keep whining that they don't have a badass pop-idol character. I've got to disagree. There's plenty badass Alliance characters, but most awesome of them is easily...

    [Tirion's Retarded Voice]: Bolvar!

    Yes, Bolvar. He's yet to show how really awesome he is. ICC was merely a setback, you know. There are more to come. He's pretty much Jack of all trades.

    For example, the Black Temple!

    Akama: Without it's master's command, the Illidari will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained... There must always be... [dramatic fel lightning] a Lord of Outland!
    Maiev: The weight of such a Burden... it must be mine! For I need job now anywa-
    Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the horns upon my head, Maiev. Forevermore - I will be the Lord of Outland.
    Akama: What the heck are you doing here?!
    Bolvar: Icecrown is nice and all, but I heard there are concubines here!
    Tirion: [shocked] Bolvar... by all that is holy...
    Bolvar Fordragon: Tell them only that they are not prepared...
    Bolvar Fordragon: and that Bolvar Fordragon is on vacation...
    Maiev: But...
    Bolvar Fordragon: [/flirts at Mother Shahraz] NOW GO. LEAVE THIS PLACE – AND NEVER RETURN.

    Or even the Deadmines!
    Edwin VanCleef: I see... only darkness... before... me... [dies]
    Cookie: Murglemurgle gurglerwlrgle grlgrlgrl rwlmrwl. Mrglgrgl rwrgl. Grgrgl mrgl... [dramatic sound of thunder from outside the cove] ... rwl Murglegurgle!
    Vanessa VanCleef: The weight of such a burden... it must be mine. For I'm his daugh-
    Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the legal can no longer comfort me. Place the mask upon my head, Vanessa. Forevermore - I will be the Defias Kingpin.
    Vanessa VanCleef: Uh oh I can't, it says Classes: Rogue.
    Bolvar Fordragon: Dammit.

    Or just random kobold encounter!

    Kobold: The weight of such a candle... it must be mine! For I take can-
    Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the lore characters can no longer comfort me. Place the candle upon my head, random kobold. Forevermore - I will be-
    Kobold: You no take candle!

    And probably way more.
    Last edited by Snakes on a Plainstrider; 2013-03-26 at 06:44 PM.

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    Horde > Alliance

    Thrall: Garrosh Hellscream, you are to lead the Horde to victory in my stead.
    Garrosh Hellscream: The weight of such a Burden... it must be mine-
    Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me.
    Place the Doomhammer in my hand, Garrosh. Forevermore - I will be the Warchief of the Horde.
    Garrosh Hellscream: By my right as Warchief, I hereby relieve you of duty.
    Garrosh Hellscream: YOU ARE DISMISSED.
    Last edited by Generic Forum Troll; 2010-07-06 at 07:14 PM.

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    Epic.
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    rogue "glory hole helm"

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    lol pure win.
    For the Horde!

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    Hah, epicness is epic.

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    This thread truly deserves this.

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    Here goes nothing..

    Terenas: There must always be...a Lich King.
    Tirion: The weight of such a burden, it must be mi-
    Kanye: Yo, Tirion, I'm happy for you and imma let you finish but Kil'jaeden had one of the most-
    Bolvar: Kanye! You hold an extremely outdated meme in your hands, bro'. The dragons' flame sealed my chance at being a serious lore character. Place the shades upon my head, forevermore i will be the master of interrup-
    Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShadowDusk View Post
    if horde is better than alliance then why do you need to tell us that?
    Forgot the last part when pasting

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    lol i smell a new meme. so long "im really happy for you and imma let u finish, but...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Generic Forum Troll View Post
    Horde > Alliance

    Thrall: Garrosh Hellscream, you are to lead the Horde to victory in my stead.
    Garrosh Hellscream: The weight of such a Burden... it must be mine-
    Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me.
    Place the Doomhammer in my hand, Garrosh. Forevermore - I will be the Warchief of the Horde.
    Garrosh Hellscream: By my right as Warchief, I hereby relieve you of duty.
    Garrosh Hellscream: YOU ARE DISMISSED.
    5 minutes later...

    Garrosh's head is impaled on a pike and Bolvar is dual wielding Doomhammer AND Gorehound.

    dualadin DK LordZ ftw????

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    This thread has great potential.

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    Host:And the award goes to....Taylor Swift.
    *Sound of thunderous applause can be heard*

    Taylor:Thank you so much! I always dreamed what it would be like to win one of these someday, but i never thought it would actually happen!

    Bolvar:TAYLOR, You hold a grim destiny in your hands and Imma let you finish...but
    ILLIDAN HAD ONE OF THE BEST ENDINGS OF ALL TIME!

    Let them come! BLOOD AND THUNDER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by snakes on a plainstrider View Post
    some alliance players keep whining that they don't have a badass pop-idol character. I wholeheartly disagree. There are a lot of badass alliance characters, but most awesome of them is easily...

    [tirion's retarded voice]: Bolvar!

    Yes, bolvar. He's yet to show how really awesome he is. Icc was merely a setback, you know. There are more to come. He's pretty much jack of all trades.

    For example, the black temple!

    Akama: Without it's master's command, the illidari will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained... There must always be... [dramatic fel lightning] a lord of outland!
    Maiev: The weight of such a burden... It must be mine! For i need job now anywa-
    bolvar fordragon: The dragons' flame... Sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the horns upon my head, maiev. Forevermore - i will be the lord of outland.
    Akama: What the heck are you doing here?!
    Bolvar: Icecrown is nice and all, but i heard there are concubines here!
    Tirion: [shocked] bolvar... By all that is holy...
    Bolvar fordragon: Tell them only that they are not prepared...
    Bolvar fordragon: And that bolvar fordragon is on vacation...
    Maiev: But...
    Bolvar fordragon: [/flirts at mother shahraz] now go. Leave this place – and never return.

    Or even the deadmines!
    Edwin vancleef: I see... Only darkness... Before... Me... [dies]
    cookie: Murglemurgle gurglerwlrgle grlgrlgrl rwlmrwl. Mrglgrgl rwrgl. Grgrgl mrgl... [dramatic sound of thunder from outside the cove] ... Rwl murglegurgle!
    Vanessa vancleef: The weight of such a burden... It must be mine. For i'm his daugh-
    bolvar fordragon: The dragons' flame... Sealed my fate. The world of the legal can no longer comfort me. Place the mask upon my head, vanessa. Forevermore - i will be the defias kingpin.
    Vanessa vancleef: Uh oh i can't, it says classes: Rogue.
    Bolvar fordragon: Dammit.

    Or just random kobold encounter!

    Kobold: The weight of such a candle... It must be mine! For i take can-
    bolvar fordragon: The dragons' flame... Sealed my fate. The world of the lore characters can no longer comfort me. Place the candle upon my head, random kobold. Forevermore - i will be-
    kobold: You no take candle!

    And probably way more.

    epic

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    Well played sir.

    Alexstraza: Without its master, the black dragonflight will become an even greater threat! Control must be maintained...there must always be...[dramatic earthquake] a giant douche of a dragon!
    Ysera: Such a burden, it must be mine! I need a unique model anyway!
    Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the non scaly can no longer comfort me. Place the chin upon my face, Alex. Forevermore - I will be the Lord of black dragons.
    And then Bolvar was Deathwing.
    "Care about 'er? I love her! I'd kill everyone in the world and myself if she wanted it!"

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    I hate to ruin the "funny" factor of this thread (though I honestly didn't find it funny at all. That could just be because I'm tired, though, so I won't judge), but Bolvar isn't an Alliance hero anymore.

    We truly don't have anymore, sans faction leaders and Turalyon...who will probably be neutral.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Negridoom View Post
    Well played sir.

    Alexstraza: Without its master, the black dragonflight will become an even greater threat! Control must be maintained...there must always be...[dramatic earthquake] a giant douche of a dragon!
    Ysera: Such a burden, it must be mine! I need a unique model anyway!
    Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the non scaly can no longer comfort me. Place the chin upon my face, Alex. Forevermore - I will be the Lord of black dragons.
    And then Bolvar was Deathwing.

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    Troll King: I see... only bans... before... me *dies*
    Random Troll: Without our master's command, the restless trolls will become an even lesser treat to the forums. Control must not be maintain... There must always be... *A lighting strikes at the background as a man is hitted by it* a Troll King!
    Prince Troll: The honor of such a glory... it must be mine, for there is no oth-
    Bolvar Fordragon: The ban's flame... sealed my fate. The world of the moderators can no longer comfort me. Place the avatar on my account, Troll. Forevermore, I will be the the king of the trolls!
    Bolvar Fordragon: Now go! Troll the forums... and keep trolling!
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    My turn!
    Stormwind citisen[random]: Without its King, stormwind will become an even greater mess! Control must be maintained...there must allways be.... [deathwing comes and incinerates park] a king
    Anduin Wrynn:The Weight of such a burden...it must be mine! For there is no other t---
    Bolvar Fordragon:The dragons' flame sealed my fate....the world of the chill can no longer confort me. Place the crown on my head, Archbishop *insert his name here* forevermore- i will be the stormwind's king, BECAUSE U ARE NOT OVER 18 YEARS, ANDUIN! NOW GO! LEAVE THIS PLACE, AND NEVER RETURN!
    Anduin: FFFFFFFFFUU
    Stormwind people: Wait...what? Didnt u were regent lord once?
    Bolvar: I MUST be forgotten *cough* my former self MUST be forgotten, forevermore, for second time, i am THE LKING (maybe a typo, maybe not ; ) )!
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    rogue "glory hole helm"

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