Post your best jokes in this thread!
I've got 3:
1. There was a german coastguard who got a call from a british ship. From the call it said ''Mayday, mayday, we are sinking! We are sinking!'', to which the coastguard replied: ''Yes, yes, wh-... what are you sinking about?''.
2. There was a pirate who went into a bar with a steering wheel stuck down his fly. The bartender asked him why it was there, and the pirate replied: ''Yarr, I don't know meself, but it's been drivin' me nuts!''.
And at last, a self-made, personal favourite:
3. What do you call a cow on Greenland? An Eskimoo!