Deal Breakers

[Fuzzzie]

Lol obscure reference is obscure, that video makes me go nuts after about the 5th or 6th dimension.

Also a popular 19th century novel, but the video is pretty cool too.

Also: everyone please keep the explicit comments out of the thread. Thank you.

[CJack14dt]

And if you think all vagina's taste bad... damn - Maybe MMO forums are available in hell and that's how we are able to communicate.

Lets just put it this way, I can't stand to watch people eat mayonnaise or guacamole.

[Adam Jensen]

Drama Queen
Criminal
To fat / not caring bout body.
Seriously to all you people who would diss a hot or nice girl for smoking, LOL.

It's the smell.

[Judge Malthred]

Lets just put it this way, I can't stand to watch people eat mayonnaise or guacamole.

Let me put it to you this way: gross. lol

I would suggest trying to find some clean women because if anything resembling mayonnaise or guacamole is appearing there are some SERIOUS issues going on in that area!

[Deleted]

Isn't everyone in 3D???

Not mai waifu.

[Judge Malthred]

It's the smell.

And the taste! It is not pleasurable to make out with an ashtray!

[Torq]

No fatties.
No smokers.
No drug addicts.

To clarify the last one: I think I'd be okay with someone who smoked pot recreationally, so long as they're not a complete stoner.

Oh wait forgot to add:

Can't be dumb as bricks.
Can't be a phony.

Hmph. No wonder I'm still single. Standards are too high.

[Aronaz]

1. Stupid, which means; Doesn't understand my hillarious jokes.
2. Lack of interest. More interesting on her cell-phone than on our conversation, for example!
3. Satanistic or really religious.

[Xenofreak]

general stupidity in its various forms
Overweight to the point where it limits physical performance (not just in bed, but general physical condition. I don't want to have to constantly find a close parking spot just because your fat ass can't stand a little walking.)
Cray. How am I the first one to mention this?

Those are my top 3, honorable mentions include: Drama queen, usage of certain drugs (hard stuff like meth, crack, heroin etc.; I don't really care about recreational pot or shrooms), and any strong political affiliation.

[Orestis]

I think I quantified this. You may meet someone who has a few jiggles (or a lot of jiggles) but you're not going to broach the topic of their size and what they're doing about it on the first date that often. I mean I give them a chance to tell me about having a broken leg and being inactive for the past few months or what not. But if they say something like "Omg wait til we're in the shower, you can just put it in a random roll and I'll shake like a washing machine and your eyes will roll back in your head!" on the 2nd or 3rd date I shan't be at his/her side much longer.

I totally understand what you mean, but... and it might just be me... I wouldn't find myself on a date with a gal I'm not physically attracted to.

But kudos to you for the mental image!

[Deleted]

1. Stupid
2. Boring
3. Consuming alcohol every weekend+
Oh oh, have to add a 4. Religious! Fuck that imo.

(Not saying ugly and all that stuff because OP said "when you get to know them romantically", and I wont get to know someone romantically if Im not attracted by a girl).

[Edison]

1. A penis (Why am I the first person to include this?)
2. Facial hair
3. Rolls that have rolls

Because it's pretty obvious if you're talking about a girl? A girl doesn't have a penis

[Deleted]

Because it's pretty obvious if you're talking about a girl? A girl doesn't have a penis

well i was in Thailand this one time and.... nevermind >.>

[Deleted]

3. Satanistic or really religious.

Is this about satanism in general or do you have a specific problem with theistic or LaVeyan satanism?

Because it's pretty obvious if you're talking about a girl? A girl doesn't have a penis

Oh how you have much to learn in biology class.

[SunbakedDuck]

1. Appearance (wont date a ugly chick , who would?O_O)
2. Lack of intelligence
3. Cant be hard to talk to

[Deleted]

1. People who are proud of things they have not accomplished themselves ( ethnicity/ country/ gender/ Football teams victory etc)
2. People who can't co-ordinate a conversation and interrupt every few words. Much like that lesbian on TV, Ellen.
3. People with separation anxiety. Those who won't let you go out and have a few drinks with some friends without going psycho.

I'm not really good with people long-term. I'm much like George Carlin , i like people in short bursts.
So it's pretty hard for me to get into something romantic :<

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well i was in Thailand this one time and.... nevermind >.>

The hotter they are, they bigger....ye, indeed nevermind.

[schwank05]

@MerinPally: Don't knock a tongue piercing until you have been able to fully enjoy its possibilities.

1. Unkind and Hurtful
2. Sickly skinny (I like a girl with a lil meat on her bones)
3. Debt in a relationship I am (or was) looking at the bigger picture I don't want to get myself (debt free and all) all screwed because some bimbo was dumb with money.

[LolretKJ]

1. Ignorant
2. Selfish
3. Poor sense of Humor

[Puck]

1. A Vagina
2. Too muscular, I prefer my guys average and toned, even a tad chubby. I hate rock hard abs and muscles, they gross me out and make it look like the skin is too tight bleh
3. Drugs, alcohol, etc

[Deleted]

1. A Vagina
2. Too muscular, I prefer my guys average and toned, even a tad chubby. I hate rock hard abs and muscles, they gross me out and make it look like the skin is too tight bleh
3. Drugs, alcohol, etc

Those are usually guys doing catabolic only, which is doing it wrong. Most guys actually don't work out in a healthy manner at all but focus on aesthetics instead of general fitness and health.