so, the way this forum game goes, is that you post a death scene of a well known character, preferably as weird as possible. then the person who replies to you has to post a witty oneliner about this death, something James Bond might say about a henchman that died that way. then that person posts another way to die in the same post, and the person after that again does a witty reply, and so on.
poster 1:poster 2:Tom Dickson (Blendtec founder) goes skydiving, falls through the rotors of a passing helicopter.Poster 3:I think he pressed the smoothie button once too much. (reference to the Blendtec blender viral videos on youtube).
Joker tries to infiltrate the Batcave via the sewage disposal, but he trips and drowns.okay, I hope everyone gets the idea. so, i'll start with a relatively easy one:Told you the man was batshit crazy.
Indiana Jones gets crushed by a giant ball made by a scarab (also known as dung beetle).