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So I heard about this from Jimmy Fallon, and thinking it was a joke I googled it and couldn't believe that it was real.
http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/...ting-erection/
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Thread: Lawsuit against BMW
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2012-05-01, 08:01 PM #1Herald of the Titans
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Lawsuit against BMW
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2012-05-01, 08:03 PM #2The Insane
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That people even try to do that depress me...
Originally Posted by Evián
Also great advertisement for BMW's motorbikes... BMW - better than sex
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2012-05-01, 08:04 PM #3Herald of the Titans
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inb4 "only in America"...
He's suing because he *can't* have sex. No mention of him having an orgasm or any sort of pleasure. I doubt that would be a good marketing strategy! Originally Posted by Cattaclysmic
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2012-05-01, 08:07 PM #4Stood in the Fire
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Even though the whole lawsuit is bullshit... imagine not being able to have it return to its flaccid state.
Fuck his life
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2012-05-01, 08:07 PM #5The Insane
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"So good it will give you an erection like nothing else!" Originally Posted by Spazzeh
Its technically not lying
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2012-05-01, 08:07 PM #6Stood in the Fire
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I'll just quote some of my favorite parts.
Claiming he had "Priapism" which is a "medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state within several hours"
and he was "unable to have sex."
he said, "'unable to engage in sexual activity'"
Cause you have sex with a flaccid shlong?Last edited by Potatowizard; 2012-05-01 at 08:09 PM.
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2012-05-01, 08:08 PM #7Banned
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He could have simply, oh i don't know..STOPPED RIDING IT! Brb, gonna go have sex with my car, and claim it gave me an std. Then sue.
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2012-05-01, 08:10 PM #8Herald of the Titans
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Claiming he can't have sex because the bike gave him an erection that wouldn't go away? This guy must have had a really bad sex-ed teacher.
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2012-05-01, 08:12 PM #9Mechagnome
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Anything for money.
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"There will be a mount reward for killing Deathwing."
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2012-05-01, 08:13 PM #10Banned
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people were suing insurance companies at least as far back as the 70s for the inability to perform after a wreck
my granddad bumped into the back of someone in the 70s, back when every car weighed 4500lbs and had a steel bumper. they collided at a stop sign at about 3mph
they sued (didn't even chip the chrome on the bumper lol) his insurance company because they couldn't become aroused anymore.
they were both over 85 years old lol
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2012-05-01, 08:15 PM #11High Overlord
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A bike gave him an erection? Ok, I get that the vibration of one can feel good, but I've never gotten hard riding a motorcycle, so this must be some new fangled sex toy I haven't heard about.
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