pally rap

[jimmy valmer]

Break it down for me guys.


I wanna make some macros but unfortunately im terribad.

Gimme some good lines

[Dragore]

I'm a little paladin short and stout, here is my hammer here is my mount. When trouble comes I scream and shout. Then I bubble and hearthstone out.

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The first singer.

[Decimation2g]

I'm a little paladin short and stout, here is my hammer here is my mount. When trouble comes I scream and shout. Then I bubble and hearthstone out.

HAHAHAHAHA, awesome.

[Sluggo]

Bubble hearth escape that's how I do, but then they nerfed it now I'm screwed

[kleinlax21]

I call myself a Paladin,
I hate my nickname Noobadin.
Roaming the land on my Charger,
he's sort of small; could be larger.
I'm on a quest to show my skill
and prove my worth to all my guild.
A set of tests lies before me
I'll use this chance to show to thee
that I can be part of the team!

Given one chance, I'm under keen
observation from all my raid.
I must show them I'm not afraid!
They're taking me on a journey
that I may show I'm not looney.
"The first time you stand in the fire,
I'll let your membership retire!"
my raid leader was very peeved;
so I accept the summon recieved.

I zone my toon in the instance
and prepare him with accordance.
My flasks and potions are prepared;
reforged and gemmed, my gear's arranged.
We group up at the raid entrance
and to the boss we will advance
You shall fear my righteous fury!
My opponents, I shall bury
beneath 3 stacks of Holy Power.

We start the boss, I will not cower
in fear, for I know I'll not show
any signs of being a frow.
The fire so hot rages abound,
but never singed my holy crown.
The beast was slain! My quest was done!
I succeeded, my honor won.
My proud raid leader did proclaim:
"Noobadin, you have won acclaim
for dodging ground effects today.
The issue at hand, I allay!
Your loyal membership to guild
will never remain unfulfilled!"

Such was the story of Noobadin, a young Paladin who found his place in the World of Warcraft after he learned to stay out of the fire.

[4KhazModan]

Make no mistake, Im a Pally tank
And you will get served off my armor plate
An AOE tank, the type that makes the earth shake
I make them all concentrate on my consecrate
You produce threat but I produce hate
My DPS stays high like my hit rate
So dont be afraid when I run you through a raid
I have so much dodge the game will say Evade
20k HP I will never fall
Not at all, I protect like Armor All
Gruuls, Zul, I run through them all
Send me through them walls like a wrecking ball
I got the whole instance beating on my chest
Dodge, block , parry; 550 defense
The best DPS; no match for my Pally threat
The reason my whole guild dressed in epic sets!

From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZV8CBQ8UL8

[jimmy valmer]

This is all great. Thanks