HELP How can I find a girlfriend?

[MrSerious]

Get drunk!

^ this, you'll no longer be shy. Alcohol works wonders when trying to pick up girls. warning - too much alcohol and you look like a drunken fool. You have to find the balance.

[hksin11186]

Stop trying. No, not in the Yoda sense. Any relationship - or attempted relationship - is like a rubber band. If you do all the chasing all they'll do is move away. You have to tug away a bit to get a woman to move toward you.

Or I could be completely off base. Who knows? This is what's worked best for me though.

[TatManTat]

I saw this and just waited for someone to say get off mmo-champion, hehe, but seriously guys, don't be mean, no-one gains anything from it

[Qumber]

can't understand post so well :s

[Narna]

You are 19, man up?

[Bakis]

Trial and error to get experience.
Obvious answer and a pointless thread.

[KidCracken]

Have you tried google?

Whenever I need to find something I just type it into google and the magic picture box shows it to me...

I tried googling "girlfriend" .. I didn't get any

[Woebegone]

I don't know if alcohol is such a good idea.

It might help socializing, but is generally frowned upon in most places, and I'm pretty sure showing up at work drunk can be grounds for termination.

[Incandio]

Most people are like you. You might be under the impression that most of us just breeze around schmoozing with the chicks. We don't.

[Caninese]

The only way to find a girlfriend is to look for one.

[Window]

I tried googling "girlfriend" .. I didn't get any

They saw the brony avatar and ran

[Authary]

^ this, you'll no longer be shy. Alcohol works wonders when trying to pick up girls. warning - too much alcohol and you look like a drunken fool. You have to find the balance.

I'm pretty sure OP isn't serious but I just have to say this kind of advice is both bad and dangerous.

You can drink all you want, you will still be shy. Alcohol will just hide it. If your shyness is a problem (and it can be), you should treat it by exposing yourself. That is doing things that make you feel uncomfortable. If you drink then you won't face the problem and won't progress and you'll have to keep drinking all your life. Obviously, if you're like me and your shyness makes you unable to function properly in everyday life, it means becoming an alcoholic. This is, uh, not a good idea.

If you do not drink in that kind of situation you will get better and will eventually become able to "pick up girls" (gah, I hate this term) or whatever it is you want to do without any help.

[JimmyHellfire]

You could abduct one. Do you have a cellar?

[jazen]

Use an online dating service, or try grocery store or library, unless your trying to pick up some random chick to hook up with. The skanks and chicks with boyfriends hang out at bars on Saturday night.

[Giefkfc]

Go for the dirty ones first, get your rocks off then move onto the fit ones. Simples.

[deathlink]

Hi mmo fellows,
I'm 19years olds and I feel I need a girlfriend for company. I never had before, no because I'm fat or ugly but because I'm too shy. I go for coffee every and drinks every saturday with my two good friends I saw many girls too watch me and try to flirt me but I can't go to speak them my tongue stick. I go too gym every day but I have the same problem. HELP me guys realy help. It is shame to be handsome and with good body shape but can't find girlfriend because you are shy and no so social.

Heres an idea.. stop trolling the forums, and go outside?

[youknowispeakthetruth]

you should try Rohypnol, it works for me.

Also, just man up i really hate weak ass guys that think women have some kind of power over them. The truth is 99% of the girls around now are filthy sluts who want your load more than you want to give it to them.

[Wayne25uk]

3 Golden tips i can give you.

1) Your already lost and the fact you think your good looking and have a nice body tells me you are more in the market for a boyfriend not a girlfriend.

2) You are trying too hard,it will happen when its supposed to happen.

3) Having a gf is over rated anyway,google is your friend buddy! I have a gf and 3 kids so believe me on this!

[RICH8472]

Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

[Ladycontrol]

OP => read this!

Have you tried google?

Whenever I need to find something I just type it into google and the magic picture box shows it to me...

^This.

Google knows everything. There has always been someone who asked the same question, and there have always been people who answered it.

OR

In case you can't find the google searchbox: There's only one thing that helps. Try, get rejected, try again. Focus your mind on it. Play it like Arena or PvE-Progress. Focus, think about your mistakes. Do not repeat them. Listen to and watch the guys who know how it works. Or read about it. (Like watching Hydra or whoever is worldfirst with your class.)

In social gaming as well as in Pc-gaming, I find that "thinking" is always the best way. Think about what you are doing. Would girls find that attractive? Is your opener good? (Or was it fail to open on the healer?) Should stick on the rogue or rather make more aggressive/seductive moves on her? (I hope you get the metphores;-)

When you have thought enough you got to practice, practice, practice...

In the end of course, you gotta look good, be cool, social, nice... and seductive ;-) But there's along way to get there and unless you are a natural, you must work hard to achieve it.