Guys. Guys.
https://www.humblebundle.com/
Humble Bundle V is out, right? And usually Humble Bundle comes with one or two games that you actually want, and four or five games that you usually play for an hour or two and then never touch again, right?
Humble Bundle V blows the others out of the water. This is the Orange Box of indie gaming, baby.
Braid. Bastion. Super Meat Boy. Limbo. Amnesia. Lone Survivor. Goddamn fucking PSYCHONAUTS. Plus some weird "Superbrothers: Swords & Sworcery" game which I guess fulfill this Humble Bundle's token "game you have never fucking heard of" category.
Right now, it's $8.15 for the whole shebang.
Do you guys have any fucking CLUE how good of a motherfucking deal that is!? I'll fuckin tell you how goddamned good it is:
Super Meat Boy: $14.99
Amnesia: The Dark Descent: $19.99
Psychonauts + Psychonauts OST: $19.99
Bastion + Bastion OST: $24.99
LIMBO: $9.99
Braid: $9.99
Lone Survivor: $9.99
$110 all told, not counting that weird-ass Superbrothers game which I expect precisely no one gives two shits about (not that it's necessarily a bad game - I've never played it - but it's like sticking a second string Minor League player in with a team full of AAA Major League players), and they're selling it for EIGHT POINT FIFTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS, or whatever equivalent amount in whatever currency you silly non-Americans use.
Seriously, every single one of you motherfuckers better buy this shit. ALL OF YOU. I will cut you if you don't buy this shit, so help me god. Get this shit. Get you some goddamned amazing gaming in a billion different genres for less than a fucking tenth of what all this shit would cost if you bought it yourself!
DO IT. DO IT NOW!