Funniest Name You've found for a weapon

[Maximus4004]

I'll go First Top 3:

1. Badger Eater
2. Horrid Weapon
3. Powerful Rod

[Deleted]

Avenger's Avenger.
/thread

[Kisho]

It's not a weapon, but it's an epic reference all the same:

Level 59 ring called Death Star.

[SpaceDuck]

not sure if these were legit or not, but a friend linked me these pictures:

probably NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/v3b6T.png

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg215...ng&res=landing

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http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg215...ng&res=landing

Okay I gotta admit, if this is legit, you win the thread. Although it's not yours...

[Arrowspace]

I've got a "Sick Staff" in my stash.

[Maximus4004]

not sure if these were legit or not, but a friend linked me these pictures:

probably NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/v3b6T.png

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg215...ng&res=landing

Fucking lost it both times....

[Keosen]

Not funny but here is some pieces of gear with ridiculously simple names like "The Shoulders", "The Sword", "The Axe" etc

[Vook]

Not really a weapon, but I found a Spirit Stone named "Hearth Stone"

http://i.imgur.com/mzKXE.jpg

[hellboyy]

i got sum shoulders earlier called 'the shoulders'

[XingoJenkins]

I got a 2hand weapon called "Oar" something.
I was like: wtf?1!?

[Psychomantis]

I got a 2hand weapon called "Oar" something.
I was like: wtf?1!?

Like Splintered Oar? And it is basically a boat oar with some flavor text? I got one of those, its a blue magic weapon.

[Varjo410]

I wish I screenshotted it, but I had an item drop called "Undying Unspeakable Thing of Mortality".

[Aurinax]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9278/funnyitems.jpg

I actually bought these due to their names; were only a couple hundred gold each.

And yes, I sometimes spend 1 hour or more simply browsing rare items on the AH for funny names. Problem?

The Staff is simply amazing to put in bad threads, and I link the dagger to troll arguments.

[MerinPally]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9278/funnyitems.jpg

I actually bought these due to their names; were only a couple hundred gold each.

And yes, I sometimes spend 1 hour or more simply browsing rare items on the AH for funny names. Problem?

I have a strange amount of respect for that. If you've got the time to spend, well... FOR HUMOUR.

Remember, you can get away with anything as long as you use the right catchphrase - even running through town naked if you shout "FOR SCIENCE".

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http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9278/funnyitems.jpg

I actually bought these due to their names; were only a couple hundred gold each.

And yes, I sometimes spend 1 hour or more simply browsing rare items on the AH for funny names. Problem?

The Staff is simply amazing to put in bad threads, and I link the dagger to troll arguments.

Those names are simply awesome

[Deleted]

Didn't know lame names like that are considered funny.

[Aurinax]

I have a strange amount of respect for that. If you've got the time to spend, well... FOR HUMOUR.

Remember, you can get away with anything as long as you use the right catchphrase - even running through town naked if you shout "FOR SCIENCE".

The Scoundrel yelling "For profit!" with the same conviction as the Templar yells about basically anything is one of my favorite parts of the game.

[Harry Botter]

Slipknot Talent I find amusing.

[MerinPally]

The Scoundrel yelling "For profit!" with the same conviction as the Templar yells about basically anything is one of my favorite parts of the game.

I was thinking more of this picture, but when I played (I'm taking a break now, halfway through my A levels) I always used the Templar, even as a Barb, as although I'm not using a glass cannon strategy (Hell difficulty) I dual weild rather than use a shield so I die kinda fast and I need the heal badly

Picture here: