The Ultimate Ultimate

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Leona:Solaris

Leona calls mighty solar storm upon battlefield.For 15 seconds whole battlefield is illuminated by light, enemies are slowed by 25% allies deals bonus 30% damage.Solar flare have 6 seconds cooldown and it's damage is increased by 200%.

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Are people making these intentionally super-brokenly overpowered or what?

I had some ideas but they're kind of tame compared to these.

[Robbyjawz]

Pantheon: A Spartan Never Misses. If no enemy champion is hit with Grand Skyfall, the cooldown is instantly reset, and the cast time as well as mana cost are reduced to nil. This effect stacks with itself.

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Xerath: Unlimited Power: Xerath's ultimate now has global range and unlimited amounts of charges and all enemies hit will be slowed (50%) for 3 seconds.

[Nicola]

Trundle: Trolololol: You troll the chat so badly that random players ( either enemy or ally ) end up ragequiting.
No cooldown but gives you the risk of getting banned. ( balancing issue ofcourse )

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Vladimir: Exploding veins: Vladimir explodes onto champions in a 800 range around him. granting affected Champions a horrible death, causing the enemy champions to gain Grievous Wound, reduced movement speed, removes the ability to recall or heal, and take periodic damage which increases over time. Vladimir gain the ability to spawn inside one of the champions as a(the) parasite (he is) and removes the Exploding Veins from the other champions. Spawning inside a champion is a guarantied kill. 1.5 min CD.

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Going to throw out a few ideas I had.

Hecarim
Avatar of War: Hecarim swings his scythe in a great arc, sweeping aside all enemy targets in front of him. All affected targets suffer 500 (+100% of attack damage) damage. In addition, any champions who would otherwise be knocked into impassable terrain will be feared for 1 second at the end of the knockback effect. 100 second cooldown.

Lux
Stardust Reverie: When activated, Lux surrounds herself with a swirl of brilliant stars for 10 seconds, granting her an additional 50 armour and magic resistance. All enemy targets close to Lux will receive 100 (+40% of ability power) damage each second. When activated a second time, Lux releases her barrier, causing five large stars to spread rapidly from her location. Any enemy champion struck by a star suffers 350 (+70% of ability power) damage and is immobilised for 2 seconds. 80 second cooldown.

Udyr
Savage Instinct: Udyr unleashes a ferocious attack which varies based on his current stance. 60 second cooldown.
Tiger: Udyr moves in to strike the final blow, inflicting true damage equal to 200% of the health his target is missing.
Turtle: Udyr becomes an unstoppable juggernaut, gaining immunity to all crowd control effects and reducing the damage taken by nearby allied champions by 20%. This effect persists for 10 seconds and remains active even if Udyr changes stance.
Bear: Udyr maims his target, dealing 200 magic damage (+40% of ability power) and stunning them for 3 seconds. During this stun and for 3 seconds afterwards, the target suffers from open wounds, granting 50% additional lifesteal and 50% additional spell vamp to friendly champions dealing damage to the target. Yes, this is quite similar to one of Lifestealer's skills from DotA.
Phoenix: A large area in front of Udyr is razed by a wave of fire for 8 seconds. All enemy units in the fire suffer an initial 300 (+50% of ability power) magic damage, followed by 100 (+20% of ability power) magic damage per second as long as they remain in the blaze. Each second they remain in the fire increases the damage of this effect by 10%.

[Mekai]

Ezreal-Unleashed trueshot barrage. Unleashes a blast that fills the entirety of the map and gets stronger for every enemy hit over time instead of losing strength. For every champion is not killed by his Unleashed trueshot barrage he can fire 2 normal trueshot barrages with no mana cost or cooldown.

Master YI-Wuju Master-Nothing costs mana, Highlander is Active until killed, has an active meditate even while moving, every attack is double strike and wuju style is always active. Alphastrike does normal damage and is on a 20 second cooldown (just to sort of give people a chance)

Chogath-Undying hunger-Chogath continues to collect stacks and grows with each feast, feast is on a 10 second cooldown, chogaths moves grow with him increasing with every stack by 25 ap and vorpal spikes make the target bleed for 1/4 the damage every second for 2 seconds. If killed he loses half of his stacks but for a minute after death has a feast with no cooldown. after death cannot exceed current stacks until undying hunger is back up.

[Neonic]

Zilean, Time Freeze - slow all enemies and speed up all allies by 10000%

[Torture]

Gangplank:

Ultimate dependent upon nationality of user;

English
You call in a fusilade from your ship, destroying the house of your opponent.

American
You call in a fusilade from your ship, then realise you got it a little wrong, your team members all take 10k damage.

Spanish
You call in a fusilade from your ship, wiping out the indigenous population of an island you'd never heard of and replacing an ancient culture with TacoBell and little donkeys wearing straw hats.

Scandinavian
You call in a fusilade from your ship. Sadly, you don't have cannons so the closest you can get to a fusilade is a group of men in horned helmets waving swords above their head before jumping overboard.

French
You call in a fusilade from your ship, but the gunners decide they want better working conditions, go on strike and blockade themselves in port.

[Kurdiern]

Gangplank:

Ultimate dependent upon nationality of user;

English
You call in a fusilade from your ship, destroying the house of your opponent.

American
You call in a fusilade from your ship, then realise you got it a little wrong, your team members all take 10k damage.

Spanish
You call in a fusilade from your ship, wiping out the indigenous population of an island you'd never heard of and replacing an ancient culture with TacoBell and little donkeys wearing straw hats.

Scandinavian
You call in a fusilade from your ship. Sadly, you don't have cannons so the closest you can get to a fusilade is a group of men in horned helmets waving swords above their head before jumping overboard.

French
You call in a fusilade from your ship, but the gunners decide they want better working conditions, go on strike and blockade themselves in port.

Scandanavian: You call in a fusilade from your ship. Wait, you're neutral. Our bad guys.

French. You call in a fusilade from your ship. White flags rain down on your opponents.

[mistuhbull]

Vayne: piercing shots. All shots now pierce 10m through their target. Condemn now has a 4000 yard range that pierces through terrain. If it knocks someone back it slows and continues to hit and knock back until the target hits a wall

[RoboA]

I cant belive you guys havent though of this one yet.

Tryndamere: Trynds Ultimate is now permanent.

[Gallahadd]

Gangplank:

Ultimate dependent upon nationality of user;

English
You call in a fusilade from your ship, destroying the house of your opponent.

American
You call in a fusilade from your ship, then realise you got it a little wrong, your team members all take 10k damage.

Spanish
You call in a fusilade from your ship, wiping out the indigenous population of an island you'd never heard of and replacing an ancient culture with TacoBell and little donkeys wearing straw hats.

Scandinavian
You call in a fusilade from your ship. Sadly, you don't have cannons so the closest you can get to a fusilade is a group of men in horned helmets waving swords above their head before jumping overboard.

French
You call in a fusilade from your ship, but the gunners decide they want better working conditions, go on strike and blockade themselves in port.

hahaha, it's funny because it's all true especially the french! (I'm 1/2 french so I can say that )

I have a couple of new ones

Jarvan IV: 'I'm helping!' Jump to nearby enemy champion... then your whole team dies.

Seriously though

Jarvan IV: "Single Combat!" You mark one enemy, until you or that enemy die, you can only deal or recieve damage to/from eachother. however When one of you dies, the team of the champ that dies all take 500 + 100% AD true damage (so if you mark a guy, and he kills you, your team takes damage, if you kill him, his team takes damage)

[FrozenCookies]

Karma: You now have 3 mantra charges

[Sephiracle]

Signed : Ultimate Elixir.

For the duration, Singed's Posion Trail persists indefinitely.

[Zoukan]

Fiddlesticks: His "normal" Ultimate lasts twice as long and Fiddlesticks gets a 20% movement boost and 80% damage reduction during the Ultimate. Cooldown lasts three times as long as the normal Ultimate.

[Shadzta]

Talon - Shuriken Vortex. ( insert generic other blade like name to suit your fancy =P )

Empowers talons ultimate to now be global meaning all blades of his ult will travel as far as they can to the ends of the map and back upon breaking stealth portion of the ultimate etc. His movement speed increase WHILE stealthed is now 1000% and lasts now 10 seconds rather than 2.5 ( or whatever it is ). If his ultimate is used while his q is activated it makes the blades deal true damage instead of physical damage.

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ITS NOT OP DAMMIT!! LET A MAN DREAM!!!!

[FoShizzleMyGrizzle]

Dine in Hell- pantheon kicks you so hard you fly to hell below summoners rift. you must then kill Diablo before returning to SR.

Oh yh.
/10 char