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    [Movies] The Worst of the Worst.

    Hello, with so many people saying how much they hate this or that Film, What film do you think was the worst ever?

    One and only one qualifier the film has to be listed as a film on IMDB and you have to link it.

    example: (_comments_) "The Last Airbender" (_comments_) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0938283/

    Not that I think the Last Airbender was the worst ever it is just a really good example. My personal honor for worst ever is a film with two of my favorite actors, based on a short story by one of my favorite authors. The film was so horrible that I had no words to discribe the unique level of bad the film achieved.

    'New Rose Hotel' staring Christopher Walken, Willem Dafoe based on a short story by William Gibson http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133122/

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    Men in black 2 is one of the only films i didnt bother finishing once started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eorayn View Post
    That's rated lower than New Rose Hotel!!

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    ->pearl harbour <- all time worse film for me, even though there's Films Like troll 2 etc which are great for being bad.

    Recently, Has to be Ghost Rider 2, the film had a 75 million $ budget and it felt like it was made by Asylum - should have been called Spirit Biker.

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    All the spoof movies really, like Meet the Spartans and such. They are not only bad, they are stupid, cringeworthy and utterly, utterly retarded.

    Well those and the early Peter Jackson films, they may be as bad, but they are utterly repulsive and vile.

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    George of the jungle 2, there's no better example of a franchise being milked until the last dollar. The first one was great, but the second one was so bad... the movie didn't even make any sense. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0322389/

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    Eragon, was a piece of shit film in general, if you read the books it was just a piece of shit. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0449010/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valkiri View Post
    Eragon, was a piece of shit film in general, if you read the books it was just a piece of shit. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0449010/
    Heck, judging by Jeremy Iron's acting, it's clear he even thought it was a piece of shit... Terrible, terrible acting on his behalf, almost like he was trolling us all.

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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666186/

    Vampires Suck. It was just horrendous. A horrible spoof of a horrible movie franchise (twilight). The damn movie wasn't even an hour and a half (82 minutes), wasn't funny at all. And I can't believe people paid money to see this steaming heap of shit in the theaters. Glad I watched it for free. Although I wish I hadn't. Meet the Spartans was a masterpiece compared to this, and that was a horrible shitty movie in itself.

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    armee of darkness is so bad that its good again
    (you must know the film to get this )

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    My least favorite film of all time is Sucker Punch.

    One of the few movies that I have passionately hated. It was a steaming pile of dog shit.

    It was like Zak Snyder was masturbating on screen.

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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1060277/

    Cloverfield remains the worst movie I have ever seen.

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    Red Riding Hood

    Armageddon

    If you cut Megan Fox out of Transformers it would be the worst of them all though


    In essence....Michael Bay belongs in prison...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wysmark View Post
    Red Riding Hood

    Armageddon

    If you cut Megan Fox out of Transformers it would be the worst of them all though


    In essence....Michael Bay belongs in prison...
    Omg yes.

    Red Riding Hood was god awful lol.

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    Super Mario Bros. I was 11 and by all accounts very easy to please when it came to movies, and I still remember feeling disappointed after watching it.

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    I watched Jack and Jill a few weeks ago. I don't think I have ever wanted to carve my eyes out while watching a movie until watching that one. Adam Sandler took that to a new level of awful. The stupid spoof movies are downright awful, Disaster Movie etc., but I can at least find a shred of watchability in them. There were no redeeming qualities at all for Jack and Jill.

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    I think Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the only movie I've seen that left me disappointed... apart from that, I didn't like the avengers, didn't bother watching past 20 minutes or so because I had no idea what was going on (let the flames begin!). I also hated Order of the Phoenix, but I can let that slide because they had so much to fit into one film.
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    Anything that has "Uwe Boll" anywhere in credits.

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    You've already finished this thread, avatar the last airbender was one of the most putrid piles of crap ive ever had the displeasure of actually sitting down and aknowledging for more than a second before I had to mentally block myself from remembering it. M Night shaymallamadingdong shouldnt be allowed to direct after "that" and all of his other shitty plothole infested movies.

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