By all that is holy!

[Zultir]

Not sure if it's been said before (To lazy to check the past couple pages)

Diablo: ENOUGH! Let us see how you fare in my realm of repair bills...

[ComputerNerd]

I love the feeling of discovering some repair bill buried for years. Exquisite.

I remember angels striding through these halls in all their majesty.
We thought ourselves the masters of all creation.
Our repair bill was our downfall.

The repair bill grows while we stand about.

I came up here to fight. I'll be damned if I leave without a repair bill.

[Galbrei]

GLORIOUS! That was a worthy repair bill!

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How are repair bills treated in your land?

[Moushiel]

Oh, you're so eager. I suppose I should present you the repair bill.

That repair bill was merely a setback!

[Morogoth]

- I work my hands to the bones to give you these fine repair bills.

- Enchantress: I feel like you are my personal meat-shield. Is that wrong?
Barbarian: No, it is not wrong, but I will not talk about repair bills with you.
Enchantress: What?..no, I...I don't...I don't know what to say.

[damntree]

Apologies will not pay the repair bill blacksmith; swing your bloody hammer!

Evil cowers at the sight of just one repair bill! Two will bring it to its knees!

[Morogoth]

I used to pay my repair bills like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[ComputerNerd]

I can't believe he slaughtered one of those repair bills.
It took Captain Haile and a hundred men to kill the last one.

[Spider Klein]

My favourite Character from D2

You now speak to Ormus, He was once a great mage but now lives like a rat on a sinking vessel. Speak to Ormus and he may grant you repair bills in turn, or turn from him and seek repair bills in thyself.

[Yavannie]

Thank you everyone who contributed to this thread. Sadly, I have nothing to add myself, but I have been crying from laughing since the first page. I need to go lie down now.

[wdmshmo]

Honestly, the mercs need to stop talking. It was cute the first 17,006 times. But 17,007 times of hearing the same phrase.. that's where I draw the line.

[Spider Klein]

Honestly, the mercs need to stop talking. It was cute the first 17,006 times. But 17,007 times of hearing the same phrase.. that's where I draw the line.

Honestly the mercs need to stop repair bills. It was cute the first 17,006 repair bills. But 17,007 of the same repair bill.. that's where I draw the line.

[Zylph]

If you dont know which end of the sword goes where, you havent been paying your repair bill!