Oh wow... you are a Troll. You must be. No one can possibly walk around with this mindset.
I had a whole paragraphs written out to tell you how absurd that is. But no, not going to post it. I deleted it.
Just going to log. I don't need this tonight. I am here to relax before returning to work, and this guy wants to throw porn at me during my down time.
Goodnight everypony. Just goodnight.