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    Quote Originally Posted by Orestis View Post
    Wait... were the fishermen fishing naked?
    You see, that is what I am getting from this.

    Why the hell are people wading around in water with their dangle parts hanging out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    In 2011, Wade said locals informed him that two fisherman had died from blood loss after something in the water had bitten off their testicles.
    That's all the proof I need! I trust the rational, scientific, non-superstitious nature of his sources:


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    Next step in evolution: human male testicle recede upwards thus losing it's ball sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cringleburt fistybuns View Post
    its called a candiru... ewwww nasty lil fissy that swims in your orrifices. ouch ;p http://animal.discovery.com/fish/riv...ndiru-catfish/
    Different fish, mate.

    You're thinking of a scarier fish! D:
    That fabric softener teddy bear...oooh I'm 'a hunt that little bitch down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liara View Post
    If only! Maybe then we'd still have gills, and be able to breathe underwater.
    When we are a fetus in the womb we do actually have gills, as well as a tail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frozenbeef View Post
    similar to that fish that swims up mens penises to drink the urine :P
    1st thing I thought of too!
    http://video.adultswim.com/the-ventu...l-torture.html

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    I shall name him Nibbler

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    Quote Originally Posted by eja216 View Post
    That's all the proof I need! I trust the rational, scientific, non-superstitious nature of his sources:



    OH so tribal people can't tell that someone is bleeding to death form lack of balls after comming out of the water from fishing?
    PRETTY SURE you just need a little observational power to connect all that.
    Last edited by Tastyfish; 2012-07-10 at 10:06 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smegdawg View Post
    You see, that is what I am getting from this.

    Why the hell are people wading around in water with their dangle parts hanging out?
    if i recall correctly from the show, the native peoples werent big on clothes, and tended to use net fishing. the show host figured it was the pacu because they would eat pork bait (which is thought to be similar to human flesh), as well as because of the unique teeth.

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    here is a clip from the show:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxTYc...e_gdata_player

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    I think I speak for every man when I say this.

    We must band together and make this fish go extinct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    I think I speak for every man when I say this.

    We must band together and make this fish go extinct.
    I think it sounds like these fish are trying to do the same to you (humans in general)!

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    Ugh. =S I would hate those moments of that happening. OWWWWW....
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    Yes. Upon your return, I will gift you a beautiful flower."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmocd061d7bab8 View Post
    yeh but lava is just very hot water

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    Quote Originally Posted by sugarlily View Post
    I think it sounds like these fish are trying to do the same to you (humans in general)!
    We need to take action before they cause anymore harm/death!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wynnyelle View Post
    Wtf. Those teeth. That's creepy as hell.
    Yeah, they totally look like smokers, human teeth in the front. Weird.

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    "Pacus primarily eat nuts"

    Really? Nobody picked up on this? It's the lowest hanging fruit!

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