View Poll Results: So is wiping needed?

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  • Yes, its clean costs little effort

    51 33.33%
  • No, Men don't wipe only women need to because the area is bigger

    55 35.95%
  • Only if there's going to be action down there (mmhmm)

    24 15.69%
  • Sometimes when i feel like it.

    23 15.03%
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    Guys wiping after peeing?

    Since toilet threads are hot these days, Do you guys wipe your "gentleman" when you're done with it!

    Or for the girls, Do you want your guy to wipe after he's done? Do you think, its such a small ammount of pee that stains the underwear,
    its not like it matters! /Pee is sterile, therefore not nasty.
    Or do you think that indeed guys should wipe too, the cleaner the better!

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    This thread can only end in beauty.

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    I actually made my fiance do it, and i actually think most men in my family do it too, they got raised that way
    And my parents told my brother to do it also, since he was young

    He never minded doing so, wich i can only see as a +

  4. #4
    Epic poll selections. I chuckled at your wording.
    No, Men don't wipe only women need to because the area is bigger
    To stay on topic, I'm male, I don't wipe after peeing.

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    Whatever you do the last drop always ends up in pants ...

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    That's what shaking is for. Are there men that don't shake?

    I don't see a "Never unless there's actually something on the tip of my johnson that needs wiping off"

    Whatever you do the last drop always ends up in pants ...
    What this guy says, unless you catheter your toilet paper, there's always a little bit that leaks out, no matter how much you wipe.

  7. #7
    No I don't. I can't believe people actually do this...

  8. #8
    I thought doing the toothpaste-tube-squeeze and vigorous shake was the "traditional" way.

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    What's up with these bathroom threads...? No, I don't wipe after peeing, lol.

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    what the hell, really? men actually wipe themselves after peeing? I don't know about you, but I don't spray pee all over myself haha, so I don't have a need to wipe.

  11. #11
    Wait, what?

    I never even heard of this.

    Edit / answer: It seems silly and bizarre. I'd rather be a man and not care about this. Geez, what next?
    Last edited by NewOrleansTrolley; 2012-07-14 at 09:45 PM.

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    Yes, I do it and I'm proud of it

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    I'm a man and I do it. I don't even know why I started doing it. Just started doing it and it became habit.

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    Its funny to see, The people who do do it, Are afraid to comment because most people don't and lol at the people who do!

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    I usually just use my sleeve. Softer, and more gently. I usually buy the toilet paper that makes me a bit.. soar, so there is no way I'm using it on Mr. Wiggles.

    Besides, when someone is sexually active it's usually a good idea to keep it clean. Nobody likes the smell of rotten shrimps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Torethyr View Post
    I thought doing the toothpaste-tube-squeeze and vigorous shake was the "traditional" way.
    ROFL! brilliant!
    Like other people have said, it doesn't matter what you do. There is always that little drop that gets on your pants/underwear. There is no toilet paper in urinals for a reason.

    Edit: Say hello to my new signature ^^
    Last edited by Waaldo; 2012-07-14 at 09:47 PM.

  17. #17
    I didn't know wiping was an option.

  18. #18
    never even heard of men doing it before

  19. #19
    Two shakes and you're good. Three shakes and you're playing with yourself. Wiping it and you're actually in the wrong bathroom.

  20. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Iracor View Post
    Two shakes and you're good. Three shakes and you're playing with yourself. Wiping it and you're actually in the wrong bathroom.
    Is anyone else troubled by the fact that society wants one gender?

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