Volibear [00:07:03] gj
Volibear [00:08:58] sry
Volibear [00:09:05] girl come to me
Volibear [00:09:19] need fast win))))
Volibear [All] [00:22:00] surr
Volibear [All] [00:22:02] guys
Volibear [All] [00:22:10] i want seks)))
Maybe i need to do more tribunal work -_-
The tribunal is a filter system that eliminates the ridiculous reports. Quite brilliant too... the reward for participating in tribunal is so minimal, yet it saves Riot TONS of time and money.
i dont have anything like that, but the reason someone got reported was: "check the chat...and you'll see that trynd and the others team ashe were trolling like true and honorable bosses they are...yes sir...plz punish them for their massive and honorable attitude... but punish them like Sirs (with mustaches and all that)..."
Haven't had the most crazy Tribunal quotes, but i just had a game that someone surely will see. First of all our Katarina Feeds their mid ending at 0/18 and meanwhile we have a Zombie Brand at bot lane building AD... Seems stupid but he actually does quite well, ending 10/13... I myself is the only serious player on my team ending 10/9.
All while these guys were doing their crazy builds, they were making stupid jokes and at some point we decided to just dance it out while their LeBlanc kept oneshotting us one by one... (She went 28/5/10)...
I dont remember any exact quotes, just remember that it was the first hilarious loss i've had for a while, i had to honor that brand for Friendly. Aaand Entire enemy team gave Katarina Honorable Opponent just for the lulz...
Ashe reported Rengar:
Rengar [All] [00:01:29] riot wil se the chat
Rengar [All] [00:01:31] dont care
Ashe [All] [00:01:40] also flame no communication --- reasons to report him
Rengar [All] [00:01:46] no communication ?
Rengar [All] [00:01:48] how cna i flame without communication ?
Ashe [All] [00:01:50] coz u wont shut the fuck up
Anivia [All] [00:42:46] SHACO
Anivia [All] [00:42:48] WISH FOR HIGHER IQ
Anivia [All] [00:42:50] FOR CHRISTMAS!
Anivia [All] [00:42:52] ^^^^^^^^
Sadly, it makes me want to believe that the Shaco players who don't know how to use him should take this Anivia's advice.
Wow. I just got banned. Shows the stupidity of the tribunal right here. One of the cases I got punished on, the guy said.
"was afk for 10 min, he didnt gank once, he made a stupid shyv build, no wards, and he caused the loss of game."
First: I was saying something for every min of the game. Obv the people who punished didn't look at time stamps.
Second: No wards? I have wards and wriggles on my items.
Third: My build Wrigles, HOG, Merc Treads and Recurve that I was turning into Wit's/Madreds. The game lasted 25 mins. Obv I wasn't afk for 10 if I built that as a jungler with "no ganks".
Then another one, no reason was put for reporting. I went 6/3/12 as kennen, and got punished.
It's so nice the fate of our accounts are in the hands of random people who have no clue.
I'm the minister of mistakes. I'm the shaman of sh*tstorms. If there was a f**k-up pope. I'd have a 3 foot hat!
First time in tribunal in ages. Came across this, didn't know what to do.
8 votes of spamming against this guy.
all because every game he says 'if your going to honor me, please say helpful'.
Would you guys Punish or Pardon?
I pardoned, because he only says it once, but eh.
We stopped searching for monsters under our beds when we realized that they were inside us.
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?