* Stabs Joyfulberg for being a berg
And ofc you can die due to eating glass sirreh Dars. Do you not realise how many blood vessels are needed to maintain your intestines? And when it comes to your small intestines, they're pretty much right on the surface of your gut. Damage the lining you can die, bleed out, perforate your gut, septaecemia. You fuck with your gut and you are in a world of trouble.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.