Oh Kat Dennings. I'd do her. But her IMDB profile picture needs to be changed.
"You're only given one little spark of madness, you mustn't lose it."
- Robin Williams (1951-2014)
Then when we're your buddies you can talk about how you're actually bi and friendship turns into something else and voila! \o/
I think it would actually be easier on you if a girl initially thinks you're gay at least. :3
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