Originally Posted by
Anakso
I'm assuming this legislation: "In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Taetiseo's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Puppys could be added to the menu." takes whatever animal is your nation animal, I regret using puppy as my national animal....because I'd be fine with my national animal being eaten if it was something less...of a pet.
---------- Post added 2012-08-21 at 08:57 PM ----------
LOL AT THE OPTIONS!
1.
"The fact is, the Puppy population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Bianca Li. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Puppy kebabs, Puppy pies, Puppy-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
2.
"I agree that something needs to be done about Puppy over-population," says random passer-by Akira Spirit, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
3.
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Margaret de Groot. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Puppys were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Puppy is part of what makes Taetiseo a great nation!"
The puppys were here first!
Ah screw it, Taetiseo citizens now eat puppys.