No they don't. They're evil and so are their parents.
This other day I was standing up against some shelves, while waiting for my pizza. Then some stupid kid tried to crawl behind me and started pulling stuff off the shelves. I was like dafuq is it doing. Then it's dad went all evil eyes on me, acting all smug and telling me how his kid is allowed to run around and be a kid. Vile little creatures.
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