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    Talking Kill, Sleep, Marry (Fun Game)

    Some of you may have seen this game on a forum before, it's a fun one. Sort of like that Smash or Pass game we play in this forum.

    A person posts 3 people (preferably with pictures) (If you don't post pictures the people better be household names so we don't all have to google strange people)

    Then out of those 3 you must choose to hypothetically kill one of them, have sex with another, and marry another

    You have to pick 1 for each action. After that then you yourself post 3 people and the next person continues the cycle of the game.

    So I'll start


    Beyonce (Singer), Jessica Simpson (Post-Weight Gain) (Singer), Anne Schedeen (Actor, Played the Mom on ALF)

    Now you pick, if you were hypothetically forced to kill one of them, have sex with one of them, and marry one of them, which is which to you?

    This should be fun
    Last edited by WaitingforMoP; 2012-07-23 at 02:00 AM.

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    So like 400 views or something, and yet nobody has played the game

    Do I have to make this easier for you people?

    Lets try with these 3

    Wanda Sykes, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox. Is this maybe easier to make a decision on for you?

    Now pick 1 to hypothetically kill, 1 to hypothetically fuck, and 1 to hypothetically marry dammit! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaitingforMoP View Post
    So like 400 views or something, and yet nobody has played the game

    Do I have to make this easier for you people?

    Lets try with these 3

    Wanda Sykes, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox. Is this maybe easier to make a decision on for you?

    Now pick 1 to hypothetically kill, 1 to hypothetically fuck, and 1 to hypothetically marry dammit! lol
    Well Wanda Sykes is a lesbian. Also old. I'd choose Jessica Alba for both sleep with and marry, but since that's against the rules:

    Sleep with Megan Fox
    Marry Jessica Alba
    Kill Wanda Sykes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderbleem View Post
    Well Wanda Sykes is a lesbian. Also old. I'd choose Jessica Alba for both sleep with and marry, but since that's against the rules:

    Sleep with Megan Fox
    Marry Jessica Alba
    Kill Wanda Sykes
    Fuck yeah! A reply finally!

    But now you're supposed to come up with 3 more people so the next person can pick 1 for each. Doesn't necessarily have to be women either

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaitingforMoP View Post
    Fuck yeah! A reply finally!

    But now you're supposed to come up with 3 more people so the next person can pick 1 for each. Doesn't necessarily have to be women either
    Too much work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderbleem View Post
    Too much work
    Fine, I'll do it. For the record you could just name 3 people and force the players to google it themselves though...

    How bout these 3

    A weird selection, Grimace, Kelly Kelly, Adam Lambert

    Either way... the responder would have to either get their gay on, or get it on with a giant purple chicken nugget guy This one couldn't possibly be easy except to a bi person XD

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    Britney

    Or...


    Christina


    Or...



    Mariah

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    Kill Grimace, marry Kelly, and screw Adam :/. Though Adam isn't exactly my type of of guy. Too twinkish.

    Chuck Norris
    Random goth girl
    A Japanese body pillow


    ---------- Post added 2012-07-22 at 11:40 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Orwell View Post
    Snip!
    Sneaky sneaky

    Marry Mariah, screw Britney, and kill Christina .
    Last edited by Pud'n; 2012-07-23 at 03:40 AM.

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    ... I can't play this game. So far not one that would fall into the "sleep" or "marry" category, Grimace being the closest one.

    EDIT: Well, at least I'd *try* to kill Chuck.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Kill the goth, Marry Chuck and sleep with the pillow =\


    Ditto

    Sigourney Weaver

    Random scene girl
    Last edited by suttie; 2012-07-23 at 03:55 AM.

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    Ok I guess I would

    Kill : Ditto
    Fuck : Sigourney Weaver
    Marry : Random Scene Girl
    (I'm sure I could get her to tone it down, if I could get her to just take most of the fruity colors out of her hair... but the good part is scene girls can be pretty cool. They usually listen to decent music imo instead of rap country and pop like most regular girls seem to)

    If I could get ditto to copy a pornstar or something off of a computer screen though, then Sigourney weaver might have to die

    My response to some earlier ones

    Kill : Chuck Norris
    Fuck : The Pillow
    Marry : Random Goth Girl (I suppose at least because she's goth she might like similar music to me, but I'd make her ass get on the treadmill or I'm getting a divorce!)

    Kill : Mariah Carey
    Fuck : Brittney Spears
    Marry : Christina Aguilera


    Lou Ferrigno, Lady Gaga, Jared From Subway (BEFORE)
    Last edited by WaitingforMoP; 2012-07-23 at 04:52 AM.

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    Fuck the guy with muscles
    Marry Lady Gaga
    Kill that fat guy

    (Damn would choose that Japanese body pillow over everything else, would fuck and marry it like that Korean guy)

    For next poster:
    - Justin Bieber
    - Barrack Obama
    - This girl:
    Last edited by bas; 2012-07-23 at 05:04 AM.

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    The choice is impossible, i would use the kill on myself (just kidding...but seriously)

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    Fuck the cookie monster (obviously). Kill the stupid pony. Marry Squidward.
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    ^Well he didn't add another set of 3 so I guess I'll throw some in

    Steve Urkel, Mark Henry, Roseanne.... muahahahaha!!!!! Terrible choices

    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz View Post
    The choice is impossible, i would use the kill on myself (just kidding...but seriously)
    I believe this should be considered the official alternative option, if all the options seem so unbearable that you could not do it, this is the other option in the game
    Last edited by WaitingforMoP; 2012-07-23 at 07:20 AM.

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