I can laugh about mine because I'm building a new one for launch. Is yours as bad or worse?

The rules: 1) your computer has to suck 2) you actually used it to play GW2 Beta OR are planning on using it for launch 3) list what you can from the specs below, add anything you feel relevantly laughable. Hope i didn't forget anything!

Years Old:
CPU type:
CPU Cores:
CPU gHz:
RAM:
GPU:
MOBO:
PSU:
HDD:
OS:
Monitor:
Using for launch: Y/N

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Here's my rig!

Years Old: 8 years
CPU type: Pentium 4 (Prescott)
CPU Cores: 1
CPU gHz: 3.0gHz
RAM: 2 GB
GPU: gtx 430
MOBO: Dell Dimension 8400
PSU: 350W
HDD: Seagate 160 GB, 7200 RPM, 8 MB cache, SATA 1
OS: Windows XP Pro, SP 2
Monitor: HP 2009m 20" 5ms, Max Res 1600x900
Using for launch: N (Hell no!)