Bob the retripaladin has some time to kill, he decides to queue up for a dungeon! He has cleared Dragon Soul a few times already, so dungeons are easy, and if he's lucky enough he can get a few easy achievements too, so it's all good. About 8 minutes later he gets into a dungeon. He zones in to see his team; bear tank, priest healer, combat rogue and demo warlock. Looks good, Bob thinks to himself, and the group starts, it seems pretty standard at first. On the first boss Bob however notices something weird! The warlock does dps that just seems unreal to the poor Bob. Inspired and in awe he decides to whisper his buddy he's in a group that will have a smooth run. Unfortunately his whisper, "dude u should c this warlock his dps is inzane!!!1" is accidentally posted on party chat instead. Embarrassed, Bob the Retridin says, "mt" and the warlock says: "It's ok. And thanks
btw it's she"
Bob's eyes widen.
So that's how it is! A WOMAN who DARES to OUTDPS HIM! What an attention whore! Bob wonders if she's playing on her boyfriends toon (inspecting her resulted in him noticing she's all decked in heroic gear) or maybe she's sleeping with the RL for her raid spot. Surely a woman could have not earned her raidspot by being a good player -- after all, Bob has met some female players and none of them were good! One healer even let him die once when he pulled mobs while she 50 yards away drinking her mana back (and that was a further proof of her EPIC badness - no healer, even gearing up one, should ever need a mb) and that is something Bob will never forget.
So Bob speaks up. "ur such an attention whore"
"Excuse me?" asks the warlock.
"u herd me, u come here being all gurl and expect us guys to kiss ur feet and give our gear to u"
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way", says the warlock, "besides I don't need any gear from this dungeon anyway, so no need to worry!"
What was that tone!? Is the e-ho implying that Bob needs gear from this lowly dungeon? What a bitch! Thinks she's so much better than the others.
So for the remaining of the dungeon Bob decides to let his opinion about GURL GAMRS to be known. They are attention whores. Bitches. Everyone of them. Only in because they want to impress smart and attractive males such as Bob himself. They want HIS loots. They want HIS achievements. They want HIS mounts. They are SO entitled and probably all their money comes from dancing in front of the AH half nekkid. Bob's attractive female banker toon also did that once, but it was FOR A JOKE even if someone traded him 10g once. Damn bitches.
Before the last boss Bob's group decides to kick Bob. Stunned Bob stares at the screen, but then he realizes... the other people were probably girls too. What a joke! IF they weren't girls this drama could've been avoided, but NO! Well, at least Bob let them know what he thinks about girls who dare to play video games. With any luck, they realize they were in the wrong in causing all this drama and stop playing WoW.
Bob leans back in his chair.
His deed is done.
He smiles to himself and queues for another dungeon. One that does not have bitches and attention whores who ruin everything.