Taxicab Confessions of a WoW player

[Taurrus]

On my druid, I will go boomkin spec but stay in caster form by the LM flag in AB. Nothing more fun than some noob moving in close, assuming the healer's going to be an easy kill, just to get typhoon'd off the cliff. =D In fact, typhoon and T-storming people off things to their death in BG's is one of my greatest joys.

I'm glad my main is a mage

[Volkahn]

maybe this has been said already, but on the off chance that a hunter wants to duel me...I purposely leave the hunter alone and go for the pet. I don't care if he kills me as long as I can take out the pet. sometimes if I kill the pet quick enuff, I'll just sit down with a /sigh and wait for him to finish me off.

[alexday14]

I take great pleasure in seeing another person of my class & spec fail.

And equal amounts of displeasure seeing them surpass me.

[Orthadocs]

I love watching a squishie turn when they see a DK in a BG, and I imagine the clothie caster's face raging while I silence them and proceed the beat down. Also, alexday14 I couldn't agree more!

[Moonicoff]

In vanilla, to get the gold for my epic land mount, which costed 1000g, I did something a bit... wrong. Back then the gloves, braces and i think belt (correct me If im wrong) from the T0 dungeon sets were BoE. I had the beaststalker gloves on my hunter. Basically I ran LBRS for the shoulders and if the BS gloves dropped form Warmaster Voone I would very quickly equip my origional pair of gloves and click need. The group would say "They're BoE, please equip them so we know your not ninjaring them" BANG I'd equip the pair I already had and then sell the new ones later in the day. Easy money :-)

[Mshadowz]

I once had sex with a stranger on the street for half a gram of coke. It was a dark time in my life, but at least I'm not as sick as some of you people!

[Velma]

When someone begs for gold, I open the trade window and put 1,000g in but I don't confirm the trade. People get mad at the silliest things.

[Samaramon]

In vanilla, to get the gold for my epic land mount, which costed 1000g, I did something a bit... wrong. Back then the gloves, braces and i think belt (correct me If im wrong) from the T0 dungeon sets were BoE. I had the beaststalker gloves on my hunter. Basically I ran LBRS for the shoulders and if the BS gloves dropped form Warmaster Voone I would very quickly equip my origional pair of gloves and click need. The group would say "They're BoE, please equip them so we know your not ninjaring them" BANG I'd equip the pair I already had and then sell the new ones later in the day. Easy money :-)

That's rather smart actually :O

[fenixdown14]

Ironforge is the best city in WoW. Damn you Blizzard for making SW mandatory !

truer words have never been spoken my friend!

[leatherface]

In Vanilla, I used to disenchant my tier1 when I got tier2, just to sell the Nexus Crystals so I could afford repairs.

[Pwndabear]

I hate bad players, but only when they are in my guild and when I make a mistake myself I hate myself even more

[darkminaz]

last week i made a soulstone and put it on a mage, i still feel bad about it :<

[Mythricia]

I do LFR every week on my main. I call it practice but actually I just like to top meters (oh, and when theres some legendary wielder and I beat him I feel so so so good).

I run LFR weekly on at least two Savior characters as well... Same excuse, same truth And sometimes, it's actually kinda fun too. Maybe I'm just weird.

I have a fake AFK macro. /afk /sit. Works like a charm against random people I don't know asking stupid shit, as well as against friends when I'm not in the mood for talking.

I sometimes lie about the gear of my alts, because I feel like people wouldn't take me seriously if they knew my alt Rogue was actually only 399 and merely a Destroyer's End, not a 405 Savior. But I don't feel guilty about it, because I know I would be perfectly capable of performing great in a DS HC run on that Rogue, I just never get a chance D:

I sometimes fake making mistakes when playing DPS characters, because I for some reason feel bad when completely stomping face on the meters in random 5mans.

I can't take criticism and my heart rate increases by like 9000 when I get into stupid arguments with random idiots in LFR / LFD.

[Kanx]

In Vanilla, I used to disenchant my tier1 when I got tier2, just to sell the Nexus Crystals so I could afford repairs.

Same. Except i had to vendor it because i wasn't an Enchanter.

Also, i NEVER farmed consumables in Vanilla because my GM at the time would always give pots/flasks to me when i turned up empty handed :<

[Kuunkulta]

-I watch tv/movies while tanking and dpsing
-In randoms I ninja stuff for disenchant/vendor
-I usually turn Omen off and just go with Blizz threat thingy
-I make Theramore portals and portal roulettes at the end of raids
-I have spent probably over 5k on the barbershop
-I have pretended to be a girl for free crafting services
-I pretend my mic is broken so I can ignore vent
-I fake dc and log alt
-This one time a noob asked me how I got so much gold, and I told him I had a savings account in "The Royal Bank of Stormwind". The noob bought my story and ran into the bank
-I ninja gathering nodes
-I kill rare hunter pets

[silmarilen]

if im tanking a 5man and a dps pulls a mob i dont take it from him, if it is the healer i pick it up.
if im healing and someone that isnt the tank pulls a mob i dont heal him
i once went in LFR with a group of guildys and on deathwing we went on a different platform because we "wanted to do the meta achiev", when they were yelling at us i said they sucked because at least i could keep my platform up and they couldnt(i was healing)
people seem to think i am a girl on the internet, and i never say if its true or not untill they hear my voice or see me irl.
i am an elitist, if someone doesnt perform well in a raid i get mad, but i usually dont tell them. if i do its in a rude way.
i like trolling on progress bosses, but i usually dont do it because i like progress more.
i like it when people ask me for help, and i will gladly help them. but if i see them underperform and in no way try to improve, i will hate them with everything i have and try to get them out of the raid team at all costs.

[Nelfette]

I have a fake AFK macro. /afk /sit. Works like a charm against random people I don't know asking stupid shit, as well as against friends when I'm not in the mood for talking.

I had that once Very useful.

[sdkphoenix]

I hate half the people in my guild. I couldn't care less if they never showed up again.

I will do everything in my power to use and exploit everyone around me to gain pets, mounts and achievements before others.

[Fadees]

I (a rogue) needed Vishanka, Jaws of the Earth on my first LFR run before it became hunter-only. Because why the hell not?
I keep it in my inventory as a trophy. Every time I scroll over it and see 'Classes: Hunter' in red I smile.