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    Pit Lord Martinussen's Avatar
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    Karma, is a B****

    I saw this picture a minute or two ago,

    And all i could think was, karma is full of win.


    So i was thinking maybe some of you guys could share some stories where karma won. "good" or "bad" stories are fine.


    In my little story, karma is a cruel bitch : /

    Im in the school computer lab, where all pornography is strictly forbidden, right? Every student got their own user loging for the PCs which we had to keep secret so no one could do what i were about to do....
    Some dude forgot to log out after using the pc, so i quickly typed in a porn site, and quickly turned around to gtfo from there before anyone would see me, cus that'd be a funny prank. Just as i turn around i swing my arm and smash my thumb into a wooden chair and a fucking huge splinter lodges itself under my nail. Ohh god why.jpg

    It didnt really hurt, but getting it removed hurt worse then anything i can remember.
    The bitch nurse didnt know how to drug my thumb so she could get under my nail with no pain. I had to get 12 fucking shots of anaesthetic fluids in my thumb before it "fell asleep" It were bloated as hell and because of the way it were done it was fucking sore. She'd just poke around, aiming in the general direction of the nerves in my finger with the needle.... Bloated to over double size because of all that shit in my finger.

    Now she did it in waves of 3 sting, but it wasn't until the 12th try that she got my thumb drugged up, and before that she FUCKING TRIED TO FORCED MY NAIL OPEN! Good that hurt. Before the 12th shot she only managed to push the splinter further under my nail, but in the end she just cut the nail up so she could easily retrieve the splinter.

    Over 30minutes on the table in agony for that little prank :S
    Last edited by Martinussen; 2012-08-21 at 08:13 PM.
    "When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful"
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    all I have to say is LOL. one the best stories on the net I heard today
    Last edited by Beast024; 2012-08-21 at 09:18 PM.

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    Got what he deserved. I love it.

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    I laughed til I stopped.

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    This is one of the reasons why I love Karma.

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    why redditors rock
    still, i prefer anons..not anyone can handle it but to each its own

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    Quote Originally Posted by banyentertainment View Post
    why redditors rock
    still, i prefer anons..not anyone can handle it but to each its own
    "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?"

    But yeah, love the witty comeback on the OP's image.

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    Here's my Kharma story of the day.

    About 17 years ago we hired student who was smart, funny, and hard working for the summer. About 3 years ago we hired her again since she was looking for a job and we remembered what she was like from her previous work experience. However, she never grew up and for someone in her 30's she still acts like she's 12. Plays on facebook all day, talks shit about customers behind their back, calls home 2 or 3 times a day during company time, has arguments with her husband in front of everyone including literally pouting when she doesn't get her way, has had drama episodes with not only her family but her husbands, talks down to people and I could go on and on about how immature she is. Hardly anyone in the company likes her and she's come close to having stuff blown up on her in the office but she's been very lucky so far .

    It finally bite her in the ass when she posted on Facebook that two people were in the office were "pathetic" but didn't say who they were. Unfortunately, she forgot some of her friends on Facebook were co-workers. Yesterday, the rumor mill went into over drive and upper management got wind of her comment. She was told to take her comment down and now everyone in the company knows. It will be very interesting to see what happens in the next few days.

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    I was catching a bus to the local mall, but the bus got to the bus stop before I did. I was running towards the bus from the front, and so the bus driver could obviously see me running. He was just waiting there, relaxing, but just as I get to the door he closes it and drives off. He doesn't even get 20 meters and crashes into a tree on the side of the road.

    It wasn't a serious accident but it was pretty fucking sweet nonetheless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gruyaka View Post
    I was catching a bus to the local mall, but the bus got to the bus stop before I did. I was running towards the bus from the front, and so the bus driver could obviously see me running. He was just waiting there, relaxing, but just as I get to the door he closes it and drives off. He doesn't even get 20 meters and crashes into a tree on the side of the road.

    It wasn't a serious accident but it was pretty fucking sweet nonetheless.
    Thats pretty fucking sweet indeed XD

    @skippy88, i hope she gets fired. She sounds like a real bitch.
    "When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful"
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    ''this is how much your badge really helps you when it's actually needed!''

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    Like the " Us navy and lighthouse " story.

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    Karma sure is a bitch! when it gets you :P
    i chuckled though, sorry ;P

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    Lol that's too good.


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    I always believed Karma was spelt Kharma.

    I don't really believe that Karma is a force that balances the universe, but I do believe people who are doing things they shouldn't do tend to rush what they're doing, and thusly cause themselves harm, like in your story. If you took your time, and didn't rush you'd be fine.

    Bad things happen to bad people, because they put themselves in bad positions and places.

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    Ah, karma... That's what happens when you're being a dick! =D
    "Reminds me of a dog, you stare at it while it's playing outside... Running around in a circle, then stopping up, wagging with a wide "grin". Jumping around until you call for the dog, then it lowers its tail because it think it's done something bad... And then you throw the ball, seeing the tail go straight into the air in bliss! ^^" - Gehco
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    I've worked the Returns/Customer Service desk at Wal-Mart for quite awhile now so I get to see all sorts of jerk-offs.

    So one day I got a phone call from the Security folks mentioning that a known offender was in the store and to expect
    arrival of them at the desk in about 5 minutes with a high cost item to return. Basically what this person does is goes to
    a Wal-Mart, walks into a department and chooses a high priced item, walks it right up to the desk and returns it. Without a
    receipt and the fact that the item is sealed made it easy for this individual to actually get away with it.

    Anywhoo... The Security team asked me to stall her as much as I could. Sure enough she walked up with a $200+ pots/pans
    set and gave me the whole sob story about how she got it from a wedding and already had it yadayada. I acted like it was fine
    and totally made the effort to stall her. Dropped my pen a few times, kept hitting the wrong numbers on the keypad, acted
    embarassed that I kept making such silly mistakes. All in all, I kept here there for at least 7-8 minutes.

    That's when I saw the security fellow standing by the CSM podium, he gave me a thumbs up and I completed the return
    and told the lady to have a great day. As she turned around she was directly confronted by the Security fellow about
    the fraudulent return she'd just done AND THEN SHE TURNED AND TRIED TO RUN right into a cop who'd been waiting just around the corner
    of the wall from our Return desk hub. He dropped her on the ground, cuffed her on the spot and all I could do was smile and smile and smile.


    I believe in karma and all the people who rip wal-mart off will have some kind of karma in their life but actually getting to see
    it happen right in front of me absolutely made my day. She'll be back at it again no doubt but at least for that moment I was happy.
    And eight, eight, I forget what eight was for

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    Funny, but not real. That's a joke that has circulated on the internet for like 5+ years... Sorry to be glib about it, but it bugs the shit out of me when people post an old joke like it actually happened to them on facebook, and everyone is like "OMG ur so funny! HUR HUR HUR" when they're just reposting something ancient...
    OT: The karma stories are most excellent, keep em coming

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    dono if this counts as a kharma story but (on a PvE server) a worgen hunter did /lol on me in TB peninsula, then i turned on PvP mark, he acidentally hit my pet and got his mark on.. i killed him 3 times before he logged off

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    This story is fake, but it's still great and I laughed. It sounds just like a joke that Carl Hurley used to tell way back in the late 70s/early 80s.

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