How do I get $1000 fast?

[Deleted]

Go to a German musicfestival. Bring a lot of plastic bags with you. Gather all the plastic bottles you can find and bring them to next super market...
(25 ct per bottle)

Repeat until you have enough xD

Or you could make an account on a gaydatingwebsite...
Upload a foto and wait...
A few hours later you may have your money together :P

(Only works for guys obviously...)

[Seegtease]

Go to a German musicfestival. Bring a lot of plastic bags with you. Gather all the plastic bottles you can find and bring them to next super market...
(25 ct per bottle)

Repeat until you have enough xD

I just imagined the bottle return machine with a blue question mark above it.

[Kardezar]

you dont.

but realistically, get a job

[Deleted]

I just imagined the bottle return machine with a blue question mark above it.

Sadly, you have to return them one by one

[bizrocker24]

just take a job..

[moreish]

You go to college and can't figure this out on your own?

[BugNuggets]

Become a banker & you can steal as much as you want

Or a politician, then you can steal it and blame the banker!

[Deatheryn]

Get a job and go to some job boards where ppl need 1 time help, like garage clean outs and such. There is good money to be made from ppl that need odds and ends done and don't have the time to do it themselves like cleaning rain gutters, raking leaves, mowing yards, cleaning out basements,attics,and garages, moving furniture. You could make some decent money and usually get paid by the job so regardless of how long it takes you make the same amount of money. If someone is paying $50 to have their garage cleaned out and you can do it in 2 hours, you've just made $25/hour.