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    A way to extend my life or infinite life.
    A starship of my own.
    And to finally go from fat to atleast a little less fat.
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    Now instead of being pissed off at four people at a time, I can be pissed off at TWENTY FOUR people at a time. That's called efficiency, my little enchiladas.

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    1. LOADS A MONAY
    2. burn Panda Express to the ground
    3. MORE MONAY
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    Sadly, with those actors... the "XXX Adaptation" should really be called 50 shades of watch a different porno.
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    1: everyone understands that the first side who's words fail resorts to fists
    2: Be financially well off enough to be a perpetual student, only thing i'd ever have to worry about would be what to study next
    3: For all the shallow famous-for-being-famous people to wake up to themselves and commit mass seppuku

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    1. The ability to control everything about myself down to the atomic structure if I wish. (Meaning I can live forever, become Wolverine, w/e I want to)
    2. The ability to teleport ANYWHERE I want, whenever I want, with anyone/anything I want. If it would kill me, I could alter my atomic structure however I wanted to so I can live through anything. (Traveling to a world 100000 light years away FTW!)
    3. If any of these two actions would incapacitate, kill, crush, (anything that would make me not exist as a live person anymore and have a conscious thought to change myself), time would reverse and I would keep the knowledge of what was gained through that experience.

    Cuz that would be awesome...

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    1. Able to speak and understand 20 different languages of my choice
    2. To have a simple 'yes' or 'no' answer to a question of "Will I ever find that One whom I will marry and share my future with?"
    3. Can't really think of anything.. some kind of supernatural ability I guess (just haven't figured out what ) or a portal gun that works on every surface
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    1) Ability to teleport (myself and things/people i keep in my hands)
    2) Ability to cure/prolong lifes of anyone including myself infinitely
    3) Ability to change appearance of myself and others.

    That said i'd be an ultimate wrecker :/
    (A Hollow Man movie of 2009 comes to mind)

  7. #67
    I am probably extremely boring, but
    1) Healthy life for myself and my loved one(s)
    2) Guarantee of never losing my job, and having decent enough income.
    3) hmm...mm... happily ever after here? I don't know.

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    1: eternal youth/immortality
    2: total omniscience
    3: able to do magics and learn/invent new magics. REAL MAGIC not tricks with dem cards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinoashi View Post
    #1: no religion (yes i know you're not supposed to talk about this on these forums, but that is an honest wish)
    #2: me, my family, and friends to have perfect homes, and not have to worry about food or income for the rest of our lives. (this includes without working)
    #3: to go back in time just once in my life, to give myself a good kick in the teeth, for making an unbelievably stupid mistake. (none yo damn business what it was btw)(no it has absolutely zero to do with a girl)
    So who's the girl?


    #1 like someone already said, a cure for asthma
    #2 go back 10 years in time
    #3 a bank account with unlimited money

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    Genie appears.

    Let's say POOF. You are granted with three wishes. No you may not wish for a million wishes. The genie say's if you even try doing that she will vanish.


    1 - The Patent to the cure for the common cold
    2 - World Peace
    3 - More Genies !

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    BeeeeeeeoooooOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOO-FFFSSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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    I regret somethings! (like setting this in my signature)

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    Quote Originally Posted by timelord View Post
    1: omnipotence
    2: omniscience
    3: omnipresence
    That last one would kill you ... I'd stick to the first two if I were you

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    A scotch, a cigar and a blowjob.

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    "Can't wish for more wishes"

    I wish I could =)

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    1) Non Broken economy
    2) A Job
    3) The complete and total destruction of religion and political propaganda

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    i wish she wouldnt vanish when i make my next 2 wishes

    i wish wishing for more wishes would work

    i wish for more wishes

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    1. Give me super powers (every kind possible)
    2. enough money to a comfortable lifestyle for myself and my family (which includes super hero underground lair)
    3. I'll bank this one in case of an emergency

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    1. Immortality
    2. Invincibility
    3. The ability to pull out of my wallet the exact change for anything I want to buy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kompis View Post
    So who's the girl?

    as stated, was not a girl.

    had to do with me doing some criminal activity that fucked up my life for a good 5-6 years. i remedied it by joining the army (honestly if it wasnt for the army, i dont know where my life would be at right now), but its a mistake that i still, to this day, wish i could go back in time and bitch slap my past self.

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