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    Chuck Norris warns of 1000 years of darkness..

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/us-n...bama-reelected

    So, I'm not from America but I just love following the elections, it's better than any movie featuring Adam Sandler. Chuck Norris tells you that you will all suffer 1000 years of darkness if Obama is reelected, that's just hilarious. And the dude saying that women can't get pregnant from rape, are these people serious?

    So I'm curious, are you Americans laughing just as hard about this, or are some people actually taking these election campaigns, and preposterous people seriously? Because where I come from, we find it hilarious (and disturbing at the same time) :-D
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    What Norris says is instantly made a law! Defy him on your own peril...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapM View Post
    So I'm curious, are you Americans laughing just as hard about this, or are some people actually taking these election campaigns, and preposterous people seriously? Because where I come from, we find it hilarious (and disturbing at the same tim) :-D
    Plenty are.. sadly they're not an overwhelming majority.

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    Noooo not him too

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    Yeah, I had some respect for the guy in the past. It's gone now. He's gone full retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CapM View Post
    So I'm curious, are you Americans laughing just as hard about this
    Oh yeah. I love Chuck just as much as the next guy, but his politics are full on moronic.

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    so... chuck norris is one of those people who was saying obama was the anti christ back when he first became president? O-O i wish the people who didnt like obama used a reason like him signing acta or something like that instead of all this "the sky is falling" crap O-O
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerai View Post
    Plenty are.. sadly they're not an overwhelming majority.
    Sadly? I assume you mean the opposite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beavis View Post
    Oh yeah. I love Chuck just as much as the next guy, but his politics are full on moronic.
    He is an actor, he was hired to do a commercial.

    Old Spice guy - wasn't old spice guy in real life.

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    Sounds like he's going the Clint Eastwood road.
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    Why always 1000? Why not 1001, or 999?

    Either way, I hope he is not serious. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grinderofl View Post
    .. He's gone full retard.
    Or maybe he always was, lol :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pud'n View Post
    Sadly? I assume you mean the opposite?
    No.. I am genuinely sad that the majority of people are not laughing at how retarded this kind of rhetoric is. I certainly would not wish the opposite in any way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schwarzkopf View Post
    He is an actor, he was hired to do a commercial.

    Old Spice guy - wasn't old spice guy in real life.
    Yes, he is an actor. /headpat

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    and we thought chuck norris was not afraid of anything, oh how wrong we were

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Dalliah- View Post
    Chuck Norris is stupid and so are the "facts" about him. It's sad because at first those facts mocked him, but then people started to think he really was badass.

    Either way, his 1950-1960's is showing.
    Chuck Norris is a bad ass. You honestly have no idea, what he did or has done. I wonder if I cared enough to school you...

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    ugh, conservative old people.

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    I want to say that religion makes people stupid, but that would probably piss off a whole lot of people. But, seriously, you can't be mentally sane if you believe things like this. It really is borderline retarded.

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    Who cares about Chuck Norris anyway hes just a washed up actor from the 80s who got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee and now trys to sell crappy exercise equipment to late night losers like me

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