View Poll Results: Who is faster?

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  • Speedy Gonzales

    9 14.06%
  • The Roadrunner

    55 85.94%
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    Who is faster? Speedy Gonzales or the Roadrunner?

    don't let this discussion erupt into flames. I want this to be a clean thread, so keep it serious.



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    Remember, this is about speed. Not power. Keep that in mind.
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    Roadrunner, duh. I mean...BEEP BEEP!

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    Speedy.

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    roadrunner, definetly

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    I votededed Roadrunner. I don't know that Speedy thing.

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    Road Runner,

    The speed is fast for the mouse, but remember things look faster when they are smaller without actually being so. There is a salamander/lizard I dunno that shoots its tongue only 28mph to catch insects, but if you watch it you cant see it move. 28mph isnt that fast, but at smaller sizes it looks really fast :P

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    Pretty sure Al Bundy is the fastest.
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    Road Runner, He can take longer strides imo and cover more distance per stride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joyful View Post
    I votededed Roadrunner. I don't know that Speedy thing.
    You do not know of Speedy Gonzalez?! (retarded voice)
    But really, one of the cartoons back when children's TV was decent.
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    Road Runner makes Speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales.

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    Roadrunner, Speedy is a lazy Mexican, what do you expect?


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    Yall dont know nothing. Speedy is faster.

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    Yeah, I vote Road Runner as well. We're gonna need to get scientific up in here, and watch some actual clips. I'm pretty sure I've seen Road Runner defy gravity at some point.

    But yeah, I think Road Runner makes Speedy Gonzales look like Slowpoke Rodriguez (also a Loony Tunes character).
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    Quote Originally Posted by pickles View Post
    Yall dont know nothing. Speedy is faster.
    I guess you're right. I mean.. how else did Speedy cross the border?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinni View Post
    You do not know of Speedy Gonzalez?! (retarded voice)
    But really, one of the cartoons back when children's TV was decent.
    Nope, guess it didn't air in my country when I was young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickles View Post
    Yall dont know nothing. Speedy is faster.
    roadrunner is way ahead untill he stops to wave goodbye to wile

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    Quote Originally Posted by silmarilen View Post
    roadrunner is way ahead untill he stops to wave goodbye to wile
    Speedy is running slow at the start, its what runners do. By the end hes ahead of Road Runner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pickles View Post
    Yall dont know nothing. Speedy is faster.
    I call predatory interference. You can't call this an accurate competition, look at the times both competitors had to stop or double back to defeat their nemeses, taking different lengths of time? Besides, right from the very beginning, Road Runner was the first to reach the point where the two hungry savages waited. Your argument is invalid! I demand a rematch!
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    Roadrunner, he has longer legs than Speedy. Sorry Speedy
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