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    Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches are now deemed racist.

    That's right.

    Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches are part of your "white privilege" according to Verenice Guiterraz, Principal of Harvey Scott School.

    http://www.examiner.com/article/port...lly-sandwiches



    Next up they will be complaining about Vanilla Oreos. "Dat be like sum waccist shit mane. Why ain't no black flava up in dat bitch? All white cracka azz cookie! Dat sum waccist sheet mane."

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    So, my childhood was a lot more racist than I thought it was?

    And how can a sandwich be a "white privilege"? Perhaps it's some sort of national known meal in north america, and not in other countries, but how is that tied in with racism in any way?

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    If peanut butter and jelly is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

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    Oh god I think I'm dying... the stupidity is slowly and painfully killing me...

    I think these forums are racist because there is significantly more white on the page than black or green. Should I call the ACLU?

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    I hate to say it, but.....only in America.

    Sorry ^^

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    What, exactly, is stopping Blacks from eating PB&J sandwiches?

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    So some obscure principal said something absurd. Must be a slow news day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokru View Post
    I hate to say it, but.....only in America.

    Sorry ^^
    I'd usually disagree with you, but I honestly have no defense against that this time. Our nation is officially fucked if this man isn't run out of the country by an angry mob.

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    Pfft, a black man invented peanut butter. QED.
    Once you go troll, you never reroll. -heard on cynicalbrit.com. Epic.

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    The thread title should be: "Stupid person says something stupid."

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    It's mostly "only liberals in America".

    It's just sheer insanity.
    The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokru View Post
    I hate to say it, but.....only in America.

    Sorry ^^
    England is the same to be honest...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokru View Post
    I hate to say it, but.....only in America.

    Sorry ^^
    I would usually jump all over someone for this post, but I can't disagree with you on it.

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    I don't... What... Gah... I'm at a loss of words. You know what? Me neither...


    HOW IS PB&J RACIST...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tokru View Post
    I hate to say it, but.....only in America.

    Sorry ^^
    You are too right...and it makes me cry a little on the inside.

    I remember a story on the radio years back where a lady was suing KY Jelly makers because on the package it said "Apply to affected area with applicator." So like any reasonable person she put it on toast and ate it which made her sick. Never followed up on the suit out of fear that she won millions and I would have to jump off a cliff.

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    No wonder my great uncle who was a KKK member liked them so much. Apparently they were banking on PB&J's for the south to rise again.
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    I recommend some ice for your feet mate. With the trail of hot takes you're leaving in this thread they must be burning.

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    Was it just me or did the guy not really explain why he deemed them racist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakia View Post
    I would usually jump all over someone for this post, but I can't disagree with you on it.
    Haha dang beat to it...as much as we want to refute these generalizations...this one is just too spot on.

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    More fucking lunatics every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dantian View Post
    The thread title should be: "Stupid person says something stupid."
    If we did that, we would have to change most of the threads on this board.

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