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  • 3h of all you can eat spareribs.

    18 19.15%
  • 30 mins of sex

    76 80.85%
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  1. #1

    You have to choose one...

    Poll of the week.

    30 mins of sex.

    OR

    3h of all you can eat spareribs.

    cast your vote now!
    Quote Originally Posted by Endus View Post
    when I'm explicitly anti-authoritarian. I'm standing up for people's rights and freedoms, here. You folks are the ones trying to restrict them.

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    Your food standards are low as shit.

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    Are they good spareribs? And is it good sex? Or we talking average on both?

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    30 min of sex, I'm a pervert, not a gurmand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Are they good spareribs? And is it good sex? Or we talking average on both?
    Thats all subjective.... One has to take a gamble.
    Quote Originally Posted by Endus View Post
    when I'm explicitly anti-authoritarian. I'm standing up for people's rights and freedoms, here. You folks are the ones trying to restrict them.

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    Ribs are one of the last foods I'd ever consider eating.
    I'd even drink Sunny D over eating a Rib.

    So uh...yeah.
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    Definitely sex.
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    Who the fuck would eat spare ribs for 3 hours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    Thats all subjective.... One has to take a gamble.
    I understand opinions are subjective, but in a hypothetical, it's only my opinion that counts. So I am just wondering if in this situation, I am to consider both of these options at peak performance, or just run of the mill.

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    tbh both options sound too tiresome. I'd rather spend that time playing more Overwatch.

    Well excuuuse me, Princess.

    You are now breathing manually.

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    Maybe just change the all you can eat thing to say "3 hours of all you can eat from your favorite restaurant."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    I understand opinions are subjective, but in a hypothetical, it's only my opinion that counts. So I am just wondering if in this situation, I am to consider both of these options at peak performance, or just run of the mill.
    soso. The ribs are good and u get a free beer. The sex is good aswell but... Im starting to think i have the wrong target group in mind. I was thinking people that have enough sex to pass a chance off for a good meal of ribs.... Shoulnd be on MMo..
    Quote Originally Posted by Endus View Post
    when I'm explicitly anti-authoritarian. I'm standing up for people's rights and freedoms, here. You folks are the ones trying to restrict them.

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    Spare ribs, at least I'd be satisfied when it was over. 30 minutes of sex doesn't even guarantee an orgasm as I'm a slow burn, long lasting guy.
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    Depends on how hungry or horny I am. 30 min of sex really isn't that much. I mean if it were 3h of sex and 3h of delicious food...well maybe.
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    Question is lame, why is it I know what I would be eating but I wouldn't know who I am having sex with?

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    i don't understand how this is even a question, who the fuck would sit and eat anything for 3 hours over sex?

    granted I am also assuming the sex is with someone i WANT to have sex with and not some weird scenario but still

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    My question is.... how weak is your love life that having a single 30 minute session of sex seems like a reward? One should be having a good long session with their partner at least several times a month.
    No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiift View Post
    soso. The ribs are good and u get a free beer. The sex is good aswell but... Im starting to think i have the wrong target group in mind. I was thinking people that have enough sex to pass a chance off for a good meal of ribs.... Shoulnd be on MMo..
    lol Well my problem is finding a good sparerib. Barbecue in NY isn't that great. I have enough meaningless sex that if the ribs were good enough, I'd pass sex up for some mind-blowing ribs.

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    I choose none. What are you gonna do shoot me?
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