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    Mafia 79: Jokes down in Terrible.

    IF YOU ARE NOT PLAYING, DO NOT POST HERE. THANK YOU!
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    Background
    This is a basic game and I'm to lazy to do anything overly special about this section.

    Rules
    Once you are dead, you may not continue to post in this or your faction's thread if you were in one. Also, please keep communication with alive players about anything related to this game to a minimum so as to not give an unfair advantage. If you post as a dead player in this thread, your post(s) will be deleted.
    ** Editing of posts after 10 minutes is forbidden.
    ** Editing a vote is forbidden, if you wish to change your mind do so in a separate post.
    ** Deleting posts is forbidden.
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    ** No PM'ing or talking about this game outside of this thread is allowed.

    You are free to discuss whatever you want, claim whatever you want, and draw whatever conclusions you want. Just remember that anything can be faked.


    Night phase

    The order of night actions is as follows: Bacon, dragon, turtle, cashew, ellipsis, monkey, then moderator.
    Do not speak during night or you will be punished humorously.


    Day phase

    Everybody has one vote per day to use to decide who to lynch. You can always change your vote, or even have no current vote. Once a player has acquired more than half the votes, they are immediately lynched and may no longer post in the thread - if you have information you need to make public, make sure you say it before you get that last vote.

    Please put your decision in Bold Letters (ex: UNVOTE VOTE [Player you want lynched])
    To vote for someone, use "VOTE: [Player]
    To remove your vote, use "UNVOTE" on a line by itself.
    To change your vote, use "UNVOTE VOTE: [OtherPlayer]” to cancel your previous vote and change the vote to lynch [OtherPlayer]
    To peg someone as a suspicious candidate that you would potentially vote for, without actually voting, use the Finger of Suspicion; FoS: Largehorn
    If no one reaches majority or modified majority vote by the end of the day, then the result will be a no lynch. The modified majority lynch rule is any player who at the end of the day has a majority of the votes cast on them will be lynched.

    At the beginning of each day phase, edited versions of the role cards from the night’s deceased players will be revealed unless a night action prevents it.

    Alive Players
    Graeham
    Crackleslap
    Virothe
    Danner
    Palawin
    Reticence
    Monkz

    Dead Players
    Day 1: Marack playing Rayp Juk (Town Member) has been lynched.
    Night 1: Kryllian playing Punny (Town Member) has been killed.

    Mafia murdered Danner and won.
    Last edited by Largehorn; 2017-02-02 at 03:57 AM.

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    Hello! How's everyone doing?

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    I'm good.

    Did you hear about the 4 foot tall fortune teller that escaped from prison though? The news was talking about the short medium at large.


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    Grunt Monkz's Avatar
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    Checking in.

    Trying something new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryllian View Post
    Did you hear about the 4 foot tall fortune teller that escaped from prison though? The news was talking about the short medium at large.
    Dear merciful lord that was bad....

    Continue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Largehorn View Post
    Dear merciful lord that was bad....

    Continue.
    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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    S'up.

    Unrelated, I heard the lead guitarist of U2 fell off the stage at a recent concert. Apparently he wasn't looking out for the edge.

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    did you hear about the guy that got fired from the calendar making company? All he did was take a day off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virothe View Post
    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
    Quote Originally Posted by Reticence View Post
    S'up.

    Unrelated, I heard the lead guitarist of U2 fell off the stage at a recent concert. Apparently he wasn't looking out for the edge.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kryllian View Post
    did you hear about the guy that got fired from the calendar making company? All he did was take a day off!
    This is why I like you guys XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Largehorn View Post
    This is why I like you guys XD
    Mines clearly the best, but you know what they say.....

    The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up

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    Quote Originally Posted by virothe View Post
    the experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up
    winnnnnnner!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virothe View Post
    /snip
    I find you appealing!

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    So, yeah. A man walks into a bar.
    The bar is the only place that feels like home.
    But, it only feels like home when he is drunk.
    The drunk version of the man lives in that bar.
    The sober man - has no home.
    The sober man only allows himself to realize this during the twenty steps from the bar's door to the glass of beer and whiskey - and it is very painful.
    Non-discipline since 2006. Also: fails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danner View Post
    Mood killing poetry.
    Way to kill the mood. Murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Largehorn View Post
    Way to kill the mood. Murder.
    I am sorry. I'll give you the short version.

    A man walks into a bar.
    Ouch!
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    What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
    A tire.

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    From modding of course.

    Who to hate?

    who to love?

    who to befriend?

    Hmm.

    Already dislike Danner.

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    Changed my mind, I hate palawain after reading that last comment.

    Vote: palawin

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    Just to be like all the cool kids. This is for palawin and possibly danner.

    Roses are red
    tulips are black.
    You’d look great
    with a knife in your back.

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    The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

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    Not a role hint, just the only other pun I know off the top of my head. Lol

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    The Lightbringer Crackleslap's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PalawinFC View Post
    The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

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    Not a role hint, just the only other pun I know off the top of my head. Lol
    SLIPP! THATS A SLIP!!



    The Arialla of slips!

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    Roses are red
    tulips are black.
    You’d look great
    with a knife in your back.
    That doesn't eve rhyme.

    Tell you what, I have an amazing knock knock joke, but it requires you to go first.
    Non-discipline since 2006. Also: fails.
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