I just don't understand why they're not more grateful for all we're doing for them. You'd think they'd get that we're all about peace. I mean, we spent 50 years arming their dictators because we thought public order was really important - which it is, just look at what happens to exports with a little revolution! But times changed - Arab Spring and all that - so we changed, too. Now we're arming the good guys, and we're all in this together for democracy. Unless the ungrateful bastards vote people into office who don't like us because they remember how our pocket supreme leaders had their grandfathers tortured and killed, in which case clearly their good intentions have been overrun by some kind of fifth column thing. We can't have that, so we're going to have to take steps.
Maybe if we sent them some care packages with little American flags, hershey bars and a couple of Johnny Cash CD's they'd see the light?