Originally Posted by
Orodoth
"Blizzard is proud to announce World of Warcraft 6.0: Return of the Legion! But, we need YOU, the fans, to help kickstart this project. We only need a 10 dollar donation from all 9 million subscribers to get the ball rolling. Yes, thats right, with a 90 million dollar budget, this is sure to be the best WoW expansion to date, but only if we can get your undying support loyal fans!
10 dollar donation - beta access 3 months after beta open, and a free (random) darkmoon card
25 dollar Donation - 10 dollar package plus a free month of game time
50 dollar donation - 25 dollar package plus a copy of the game
100 dollar donation - 50 dollar package plus a free authenticator keychain, with a devs thumb print all over it
250 dollar donation - everything mentioned + your choice of either picking an NPC's hair color, or having a rare elite mob who only spawn once a week for 5 minutes receive your initials worked into its full name somehow
500 dollar donation - everything mentioned + an extra copy of the game for a friend"
Not to say Blizz would do this, or that I dislike them or anything. Take it as satirical at best.