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As the topic is saying. What is the stupiest reason you have gotten from your partner when tried to have sex with them or asking them?
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2012-09-15, 02:51 AM #1Deleted
Stupiest reason for not having sex from your partner?
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2012-09-15, 02:52 AM #2The Undying
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"having sex from your partner" sounds pretty demanding...
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2012-09-15, 02:53 AM #3Void Lord
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i must have sex from you!
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2012-09-15, 02:54 AM #4Legendary!
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Can't say I've ever heard a stupid reason. If she's not into that night it's fine.
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2012-09-15, 02:54 AM #5Old God
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whats sex?
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2012-09-15, 02:55 AM #6Herald of the Titans
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Current partner? She's insatiable, I can't keep up. Love it.
Previous? They cut me off for stupid reasons.
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2012-09-15, 02:55 AM #7Herald of the Titans
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"I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING A BABY!!!!" I mean who does she think she is?!?! I wanted sex right then and there
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2012-09-15, 02:56 AM #8Epic!
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Can't say I've heard one, married 16 years, still going at it 8-10 times a week. Just find yourself a nympho, or just do it better than anybody else and you won't hear excuses.
Apply blizzards model to any other subscription service,you'd be outraged:
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You're in an accident, click your onstar button, but there's an addition $20 fee for them to help.
You turn on your tv only to find all you get are the infomercial channels. Every other show is pay per view.
See how dumb that model is?
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2012-09-15, 02:59 AM #9Bloodsail Admiral
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2012-09-15, 03:01 AM #10Over 9000!
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"dont feel like it" is good enuff for me.
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2012-09-15, 03:02 AM #11Void Lord
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"Who are you?"
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2012-09-15, 03:03 AM #12The Patient
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ACCIDENTALLY slipped holes.... You know, the usual.
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2012-09-15, 03:05 AM #13Deleted
As a few people have said, my girl is pretty much insatiable.
Being able to (jokingly) bargain that she makes me a coffee and sandwich for a bit of the old "one two, three four" is pretty much a win/win.
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2012-09-15, 03:07 AM #14Bloodsail Admiral
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"I don't have any sex drive anymore because you don't do enough cleaning. Maybe if you cleaned more I'd be attracted to you again."
To make room for the cupcake! Originally Posted by Rukari
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2012-09-15, 03:08 AM #15Dreadlord
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Well after a long days work my husband will often times fall asleep in the middle of it...which is kinda weird and creepy feeling. But he's always ready for some action...just not if it's past his bed time
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2012-09-15, 03:10 AM #16Over 9000!
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lol. Originally Posted by Wells
"retraction period"
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2012-09-15, 03:12 AM #17The Lightbringer
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It's funny so many people don't seems to get the subject of your thread but I guess that's because most of them have never been a in a relation where they've provided anything more then their dick.
Basically if you're getting a whole lot of "I'm not in the mood" and "I was earlier / I will be later blah blah blah" your parasite, sorry meant girlfriend, is only sticking around because you provide it with something it deems indispensable.Last edited by Arganis; 2012-09-15 at 03:14 AM.
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2012-09-15, 03:12 AM #18Dreadlord
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well since I'm pretty sure the topic meant to say 'stupidest'...
probably "Aunt flow is in town"
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2012-09-15, 03:16 AM #19Scarab Lord
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Not true at all. Sometimes I'm really just not in the mood, and that's all there is to it. Males and females are different when it comes to sex. Females aren't nearly as sex driven as males are, and it's not something that I am constantly up for. Does that mean that I don't love my boyfriend? Of course not. Originally Posted by Arganis
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2012-09-15, 03:17 AM #20Void Lord
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The woman hating is strong with this one. Originally Posted by Arganis
