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    well, it's a little personal... kind of embarrassing... not sure if I should be telling this on the internet... ah screw it, you only live twice, so here goes: I ate at Waffle House. it was the most I've ever drank and my judgement was severely impaired...

    but seriously, I've never done any of the "drink til you pass out" or "til you puke" or "til you do something retarded because you just can't tell how retarded it is"... mostly I just laugh at anything. the drunker I get, the funnier everything gets. even if it's something I wouldn't blink at whilst sober. hell, even Family Guy made me laugh when I was trashed one time...
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    While wasted, somehow convinced ourselves it was possible to dig to china, and started to do so in my backyard. Didn't know what to tell my parents when they found us passed out in the mini-ditch we created , the morning after. Probably one of the strangest drunk things I've done haha
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    I was walking home from bar and I couldn't hold it in until I got home, so I had to pee in the closest wall I could find. Luckily no one saw me, at least I hope so.

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    Only gotten drunk once (never drunk until my recent holiday visiting some old friends abroad) so the only story I have is rather lame but oh well, basically I was trying to prove I wasn't drunk by counting cards (adding their numerical value, not counting cards as in cheating) in french.
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    Me and a mate were walking home from the local pub when we saw something wierd on the road. After a closer inspection we realized that the long wierd slimy things were snails trying to cross the road. Sooo... We helped them. I have no idea what so many snails did in the middle of the night at the same place, but damn, we helped atleast 20 of them, and I can't recall leaving anyone behind.

    I guess we become super-friendly when drunk... =P
    I did this same thing except with a bullfrog and I didn't have any company at the time. It was just hopping across the road and nearly got hit by a car. So when it was clear I went to pick the little fella up, took him to the other side of the street, and settled him down behind a fallen log (so that the log was between him and the road in order to hopefully prevent it from deciding to make a return trip).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickz View Post
    Well it's more something my friends did.

    After going out they decided they couldn't hold it anymore and just started peeing against a wall in an alley.
    I was the only one who wasn't doing anything, I was clever enough to go to the toilet when we were inside.

    Then the cops walk around the corner and give everyone a 90 € fine for "wild peeing" ( literally translated ).

    I just stood there and laughed my ass off.
    Almost exactly the same thing happened to me, only they noticed it right in time , I yelled there were cops and they zipped their pants back right in time :P

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    Getting caught by security attempting to steal a llama from a local zoo, then claiming "We were there to feed the pigs", as they had to hoist me down from the razor wire, swinging upside down and vomming at the same time.

    ALso, setting fire to my testicles with absinthe shouting "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!". That one was kinda dumb...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickz View Post
    Well it's more something my friends did.

    After going out they decided they couldn't hold it anymore and just started peeing against a wall in an alley.
    I was the only one who wasn't doing anything, I was clever enough to go to the toilet when we were inside.

    Then the cops walk around the corner and give everyone a 90 € fine for "wild peeing" ( literally translated ).

    I just stood there and laughed my ass off.
    That reminds of my trip to Mexico. My friends and I were told to be careful at night, but I had no idea that it would be the police that robbed me

    They drove up on the side of us walking after some heavy drinking. Probably thinking "stupid drunk gringos." So what they did, was they claimed they'd seen me take a piss in an alley (which I hadn't), and I could choose between jail or a $500 fine. Objecting didn't do much, and since I didn't have that much money, they just took whatever was in me and my friends' wallets. "Luckily" we had been drinking most of our cash money away that night, so what they got was something like $25 in pesos.

    Silly Mexican pooleeze.
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    self inflicted attempt at lobotomy.. Seriously i accidently stabbed myself in the eye with a fork. Aside from that there was one time were i thought skinny dipping in the harbour of my hometown, the water is filled with gasoline, oil, trash and discarded fish entrails needless to say i didn't smell very good then i emerged from the water. on top of that the water was below the freezing point since it was during a pretty harsh winter(by danish standards)
    .. Ew

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howlrunner View Post
    Getting caught by security attempting to steal a llama from a local zoo, then claiming "We were there to feed the pigs", as they had to hoist me down from the razor wire, swinging upside down and vomming at the same time.

    ALso, setting fire to my testicles with absinthe shouting "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!". That one was kinda dumb...
    If that's really true that's just epic

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    Irish friend weighs 250 lbs. his birthday, i told him anything he drank, i'd match. proceed to get wasted. i dont remember much of the night, but i do remember getting home, throwing up in the bushes right outside my door, then going inside. I decide to take a shower to cool down. I wake up 5 hours later still in the shower with the water still running.

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    went and got some crack cocaine in the hood , then had a gangbang on this chick ..true story



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    When I was stationed in korea one night super drunk at bar let my friend put out a black and mild on my shoulder

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    My 21st was a classy affair. I had 15 shots within the first 10 minutes I was there...destined to spend my night in the toilet. At 2 am the bar closes, so my wife (then girlfriend) drags me out to her car. Our other friend, Linds, is there to videotape and laugh as I strip down to my boxers, get out of the car, walk to the church parking lot and begin to vomit on everything in sight.

    I get back in the car, and make 3 more stops along the way: 2 parking lots (to puke) and the driveway of my girls place (it's a long one, again puking). I get inside and ask for some water...mind you I'm in a cold shower. I take one drink, and pour the rest of the water over my head. I then asked for a bowl of Cookie Crisp, which I proceed to eat in the shower, water mixing with milk and cereal. It was a soaking, nasty mess haha. I was puking between my knees and eating cereal in the down-time. To this day, my wife won't let me live down how much of a sloppy mess I was.

    OH! And I went bowling while drunk: bowled a 24 and a 32. Again, the wife printed these off and has them in a box of our random early relationship "stuff". I will never outlive it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuzzin View Post
    When I was stationed in korea one night super drunk at bar let my friend put out a black and mild on my shoulder
    Is that some kind of innuendo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nexusduck View Post
    If that's really true that's just epic
    The llama thing was my friend Nimmo's idea. He had it into his head that we could steal one and ride off into the sunset like cowboys. Of course we had fuck all idea about them beyond a local farm/zoo had 3, so we decided to try and brave the security fence to get in. As mentioned, said fence was about 8ft high with about a foot of razor wire on the top, and the guards noticed us after he got over and started muttering loudly, but I got caught and started swinging.
    Honestly, no idea what the feck we would have done had we even managed to get to the enclosure, but still, was amusing to say the least. Got let off with a caution by the police as they found the whole thing hilarious.
    The absinthe thing was just me being a dumbass thinking it would be funny after drinking half a bottle of the stuff. You really have to analyse your life when your straddling a bathtub/toilet trying to dip your testes in a basin of ice cold water and wondering where the hell your life went wrong -_-.

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    I and a friend were drunk and walked to the Chinese buffet down the road. We took glad tupperware with us and loaded up on chinese food to bring home. All you can buffet right? lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ita View Post
    Went to bed, woke up after 30 minutes, threw up all over my floor and went to sleep again. Needless to say my room smelled like a barn the next day and cleaning it up wasnt fun
    Done this too, when I was like 17 or 18. Got home after arsing like half a liter of Vodka on a more or less empty stomach (yes, young and stupid, more effect if you are running on empty). Got home ruined, ate like half a 16 inch pizza (god knows how), went to bed, woke up to my mother shouting at me at like 7 in the morning, regurgitated pizza all over one side of the bed, down onto the floor.. yuk. It stank so bad for like 2-3 days. Good job I didn't have big problems with hangovers when I was young, if not, cleaning that up would have been a whole lot worse.

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    I ran to the door of a church, knocked it and shouted "is anybody in?".

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    Me and about 5 of my friends just got out of a brewery after dollar beer night. In the parking lot we thought it would've been a good idea to go car surfing for about 2 blocks, boy was that a bad idea as I fell off the roof of the Durango when the vehicle didn't even get out of the parking lot yet.

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    Got a girlfriend.

    That relationship lasted whole seven days. LOL.
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