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    Suicide Bomber Gets Shot Out Of A Cannon At A Drone, Misses

    ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN (The Global Edition) — Due to a lack of funding by major terrorist organizations, a shadowy militant group attempted to take down a U.S. drone by firing out one of its suicide bombers from an actual cannon directly at it, near the capital of Pakistan earlier this week, sources say.

    The Al-Poorah Front has claimed past attacks through statements posted on militant websites, taking credits for such acts as “throwing a rock through a window at a NATO base”, “Letting the air out of tires of U.S. soldiers’ vehicles, then scratching them with keys” and most notorious of all “burning an American flag in a dark and deserted alley”.


    Source: http://www.theglobaledition.com/suic...-drone-missed/

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    Wow... They are getting extremely desperate...
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    Budget cuts at its finest.

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    There's never any shortage of retards in the news

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    Lol I was reminded of Ice Age 2. "I believe I could fly! *thump* Ugh!"

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    I'm sorry...actually I'm not...but I laughed out loud at that title

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    I really really hope this is not fake.

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    Look at the other stories on this site. http://www.theglobaledition.com/appl...iphone-begins/

    It's satirical.. and fake. But still hilarious.

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    if only it wasnt a joke site

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    Reminds me of the Simpsons episode with Joan of Arc.

    "Instead of firing people at the castle, why don't we fire boulders?"
    "I... don't know how to feel"

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    Holy shit this is funny...

    How did they decide who gets shot out of the cannon. I cannot help but imagine a circle of terrorists playing inky binky bonky.

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    Did nobody look at the site? It's a satirical news site.

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    The cannon came from ACME
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selynia View Post
    Did nobody look at the site? It's a satirical news site.
    This. Look at the other pages on the site.
    Why am I back here, I don't even play these games anymore

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    Was his name Wiley e coyote? Meep meep

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    Quote Originally Posted by KDSwain View Post
    The cannon came from ACME
    Bahahahaha..... *SPLAT*

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    Why can't this be a true story?
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    These things depress me. People fight because other people say the other person is a bad person! Take Lotr Two Towers, The Men of Rohan fight the Dunlendings along with the orcs because Saruman used his honeyed words to warp the feelings towards the Rohirrim saying they'll burn their prisoners alive if they are captured. But in truth after the battle of Helm's deep they did no such thing.
    From what I just talked about maybe people should stop listening to what other people say about other people they have hatred against and let them form their own ideas by meeting the people they hear such bad things about.
    Hopefully there will be more hugs...
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    Obviously the terrorists are trying to build a deal with Warner Bros to replace Wile E. Coyote with themselves. More suicidal bombing funding, right under our noses.

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    Shamefully wish it was real....
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    Yes. Upon your return, I will gift you a beautiful flower."

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    yeh but lava is just very hot water

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