My Warlock is so powerful that he's going to get massive amounts of QQ...And this will lead to the NERFHAMMA' Awwww yeeeahhhh bay-bay!
My Warlock is so powerful that he's going to get massive amounts of QQ...And this will lead to the NERFHAMMA' Awwww yeeeahhhh bay-bay!
"Do you think man will ever walk on the sun? -Ali G
My warlock is so powerful that i /lol and /dance with any melee that decide to attack me, and /wave at all who stop dead in their tracks and run away.
204k hp self-buffed FTW
My warlock is so Weak, she gets killed by shadow priests now
/cry
Desktop: Zotac 1080 TI, I7 7700k, 16gb Ram, 256gb SSD + 1TB HDD
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Main Game: Warcraft Classic
Haters gonna hate
My warlock is so powerfull that when I summon my Infernal, I accidentally the raid.
My Warlock is so powerful that her pet pwns tanks without a taunt.
Your Destruction Warlocks are so powerful they crit me with their Chaos Bolts for 84K plus 21K overkill in full Cataclysmic gear. Also a nice Shadowburn for 28K with 51K overkill xD
Dristereau - Axxolentus - Infernus - Sequentia - Nulo - Desterrar
Silvermoon - Shadowsong/Aszune - Tarren-Mill/Dentarg (SL Mage Tower: 29/36)
My Warlock is so powerful, the little skulls in his Shadow Bolts' animations were once Gnomes...each...
My Warlock is so powerful, he Soul Links the servers and if he dies, the servers crash.
My Warlock is so powerful, if he gets bored, he uses Seed of Corruption in Meta that shoots out Chaos Bolts when triggered.
My Warlock is so powerful, NPCs pay him income taxes.
My Warlock is so powerful, he invents new colors.
Mhmm. I always tried to imagine what Octarine looked like, the special colour of Magic in the Terry Pratchett books. Turns out it's actually impossible.
Octarine The colour of magic on the Discworld, also referred to as the eighth colour. This fictional colour is strongly indicative of magic and can only be seen by wizards (who sometimes describe it as resembling a fluorescent greenish-yellow purple) and cats. As in conventional human colour vision, colour opponency prevents the perception of reddish-greenish or yellowish-bluish colours; it would therefore be impossible to perceive a colour as "greenish-yellow purple". If greenish-yellow and purple lights were shone together, a shade of grey would result; with pigments, the result would be brown.[4] The normal human visual system works by the presence of cones and rods in the eye; the ability of Discworld wizards to see octarine is explained by the additional presence of octagon cells.
My warlock is so weak that I drain life'd a critter and it dps'ed me down through my self healing and killed me.
Then sat on my face.
Last edited by Brauhm; 2012-09-21 at 01:33 PM.
Soulburn: Unstable Affliction. A boy can dream.
My lock is so powerful, it was me in that tomb waiting for Gul'dan.
"These so called speed humps are a joke. If anything, they slow you down. "
My Warlock is so powerful, my Wrathguard can dual wield polearms, thus breaking all the laws of WoW physics.
My Warlock is so powerful, my summoning portals shattered Draenor.
My Warlock is so powerful, Orcs turn green just standing next to me.
My Warlock is so powerful...
He's climbin in yo window, snatchin yo people up. So you betta hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids.
My warlock is so powerful he can solo dragonsoul hc on his own.
(Which I've actually done during beta with the sacrifice bug)
My warlock is so powerful rogues don't even bother stealthing.
My warlock is so powerful rogues stealth to get away.