No clue where this is supposed to go, so I just put this thread here. So just simply make your own achievements.
<School's out forever>
Kill more students in Scholomance than Adam Lanza did at Sandy Hook. -20 glory points for suicide.
<He wasn't really a cop>
Under the guise of an Orcish guard, enter and slaughter the inhabitants of the Echo Isles
<The sun was in my eyes>
For a week straight, prioritize World of Warcraft over your friends.
<No skill required>
Camp the Warsong graveyard for 15 minutes straight while not losing one team mate.