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    The Lightbringer Teebone's Avatar
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    Nachos need to be more respectful.

    I had some nachos the other day, and my last few chips were deep in there.

    So I dug in, there were some with beef, some with cheese and some with the always sought after sour cream. Then that one chip that had all three! What a joy. As I dug deeper, I began to find refried beans. I brushed them aside. Then the beans got an attitude about it!

    I think of the group when it comes to nachos. Beans are ok in small amounts, but when beans dominate a chip they are justr plain rude. Beans need to be more respectful of the other toppings on nachos.

    Discuss.
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    So you mean nachos need to be more respected by the beans, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    So you mean nachos need to be more respected by the beans, right?
    Damn straight! There's room for all kinds of toppings. Too many beans are just no fun for the rest of us.
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    I feel like this could be a series of degrading terms for Hispanic immigrants of various social classes.

    I mean you have the Nachos and then those damn Beans.

    Might be overthinking this...

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    Fuck beans, they don't have a place in my nachos.

    You got the chips, you got the cheese, you don't need beans!

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    Oh this is going to be fun ^_^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanyali View Post
    Fuck beans, they don't have a place in my nachos.

    You got the chips, you got the cheese, you don't need beans!
    I agree. Beans aren't bad, but the real joy is the chip and cheese. But then sometimes, the cheese just can't control itself and just covers the entire chip and you're like "Ew cheese, not here, not now"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    I agree. Beans aren't bad, but the real joy is the chip and cheese. But then sometimes, the cheese just can't control itself and just covers the entire chip and you're like "Ew cheese, not here, not now"
    I would tell you how wrong you are by saying "too much cheese", but deep in your heart you know.

    You know.

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    I feel like we're not getting into the sour cream enough. Also chives: THREAT OR MENACE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanyali View Post
    I would tell you how wrong you are by saying "too much cheese", but deep in your heart you know.

    You know.
    I'd just tell you how you're bad at reading because I never said there was too much cheese. Sometimes you just can't find the spot to hold the chip is the issue!

    Quote Originally Posted by Teebone View Post
    I feel like we're not getting into the sour cream enough. Also chives: THREAT OR MENACE?
    Anything green has to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    Anything green has to go.
    Even guacamole?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teebone View Post
    Even guacamole?
    That especially.

    The only green I eat is celery, and green jolly ranchers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    That especially.

    The only green I eat is celery, and green jolly ranchers.
    There's something wrong with you. I bet you also like black licorice. Heathen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dendrek View Post
    There's something wrong with you. I bet you also like black licorice. Heathen.
    No. Licorice is gross, unless it's like, Twizzlers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    No. Licorice is gross, unless it's like, Twizzlers.
    The black kind of twizzlers.

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    I always order them no beans.

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    "Dont play with your food fatty"

    "Im not its disrespecting me.....mom"

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    I'm multiple shades of confused right now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester Joe View Post
    That especially.

    The only green I eat is celery, and green jolly ranchers.
    How dare you.

    Guacamole is the god's nectar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skorpionss View Post
    I'm multiple shades of confused right now...
    You should be defused, not confused. Have some nachos! So I also tried some grilled chicken nachos that had pineapple salsa on 'em. Not bad!
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