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    would the movie "the Bible" by Michael Bay be any good?

    would his take on the bible be any good?
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    How many explosions are in the Bible?
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    I'm fairly sure this is a bait but a michael bay movie without explosions wouldn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    How many explosions are in the Bible?
    oh, bay would find a way, be it a donkey blowing up in the background or explosions happening when the water parts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zealo View Post
    I'm fairly sure this is a bait but a michael bay movie without explosions wouldn't work.
    God will let people create explosions with his miracle powers dont worry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    How many explosions are in the Bible?
    With how Bay would interpret it, likely many times more than would be needed to make me cringe.
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    only if jesus got to bone mary magdalene
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEATHETERNAL View Post
    With how Bay would interpret it, likely many times more than would be needed to make me cringe.
    Do you seriously think it could be worse than that Jesus Christ Superstar movie where the roman centurions were walking around with guns? Because it has set the bar pretty high.
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    Sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    How many explosions are in the Bible?
    The burning bush would be struck by lightning that would make it explode and burn.
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    There's an error in the title. It should be: Would a movie by Michael Bay be any good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterSuit View Post
    God will let people create explosions with his miracle powers dont worry
    Considering he managed to sneak 283 into one transformers movie that ought to be interesting.

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    Can I watch in on the History Channel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildtree View Post
    Can I watch in on the History Channel?
    Only if you want to know how Rome was like Hitler.
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    i could see some nailgun action ;>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildtree View Post
    Can I watch in on the History Channel?
    Sure, if it's as historically inaccurate as possible. Not hard given the source material though, Michael bay or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorkuus View Post
    There's an error in the title. It should be: Would a movie by Michael Bay be any good?
    Think most of his movies have been good. But guess I'm a super-rarity of human species for doing that. : D
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    I would prefer some original fiction over that of the bible

    But damn maybe even I would watch a michael bay bible film, I imagine jesus would be sending miracle-induced explosions out of the palm of his hands while riding a mechanical velociraptor screaming FREEEEEDOOOOOOM then somehow gets nailed to the cross somethingsomethingdierebirthfinalmeal
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