Oh, when someone drove into my ass not paying attention, and made me the center of a car sandwich with my jeep being the center, which was about three weeks ago. I had plenty of time to do that. Plus in uniform, so bonus points to intimidation factor for the other drivers.
Clearly, any form of car drama really gets me mad. Don't hit me please.
Dag, you nonchalantly got crushed by a car and you're fine?
Im awake again, 4 hours of sleep sounds like enough for now.
"No, really. Put that apple on your head!"