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    A question about a heroic dungeon

    Please consider the following chat log. I'm interested to hear everyone's thoughts on this subject:

    Ook-Ook: ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!

    Crawford: What's he saying?

    Ook-Ook: OOK-OOK!

    Crawford: What'd you just say, Ook-Ook?

    Ook-Ook: GONNA OOK YOU. IN THE DOOKER.

    Crawford: There were a couple of words in there I didn't understand. Can we work through this real quick?

    Dungeon Finder Hunter: R U gonna pull boss?

    Crawford: Hold your roll, Bro. We need to get to the bottom of this dooker ooking.

    Ook-Ook: WHICH PART DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. YOUR DOOKER IS GONNA GET OOKED, AND IT WILL BE ME DOING THE OOKING.

    Crawford: What do you guys think? Is this monkey talking about what it sounds like he's talking about?

    Dungeon Finder Tank: I think it's ambiguous.

    Crawford: Kind of like when they use the ability "Fling Filth," it's ambiguous whether the filth they fling is actually their own feces?

    Dungeon Finder Tank: Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell.

    Dungeon Finder Mage: I'm twelve years old and what is this?

    [Crawford has initiated a vote to kick Dungeon Finder Mage: Reason: Unhelpful. Not contributing.]

    [The vote to kick Dungeon Finder Mage has passed]

    [Dungeon Finder Mage has left the party]

    [Dungeon Finder Rogue has joined the party]

    Dungeon Finder Rogue: What's going on here?

    Dungeon Finder Tank: We're figuring something out.

    Crawford: If somebody said they were going to 'ook you in your dooker,' what would you think they were offering to do to you.

    Dungeon Finder Rogue: #$%* me in my @$$.

    Crawford: That's what it sounds like to me as well.

    Dungeon Finder Tank:
    You guys are bringing your own predispositions into this, though. It's clearly just fun nonsense talk.

    Crawford: Hey, Ook-Ook, say it again.

    Ook-Ook: ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!

    Dungeon Finder Healer: I don't know. I think there was suggestive implication.

    Dungeon Finder Tank: Only because you have a dirty mind.

    Crawford: It's certainly not a very appealing offer. I would never agree to let that guy ook my dooker.

    Dungeon Finder Healer: His name is Ook-Ook, and he ooks dookers. His name is also the thing he loves to do. I don't think a guy like that cares very much about whether the ooking is consensual or not.

    Dungeon Finder Rogue: My goodness. This dungeon run just went to a really dark place.

    Ook-Ook: LET'S GET THE OOKING PARTY STARTED. WE'RE GONNA OOK ALL NIGHT.

    Dungeon Finder Tank: See, it's just nonsense talk.

    Crawford: It doesn't sound like nonsense to me. It sounds like something very specific.

    Dungeon Finder Hunter: im bord. gonna pull.

    Ook-Ook: OOK-OOK!

    Dungeon Finder Hunter:
    TNAK PICK UP MOB

    Ook-Ook: LET'S GET OUR OOK ON!

    [Dungeon Finder Hunter has died]

    Crawford: That was unsettling to watch. That was like my worst nightmare about prison showers.

    Dungeon Finder Tank: It looked to me like the hunter face-pulled and died.

    Crawford: It wasn't his face that just got torn open. I can upload my fraps to YouTube so you can watch it in slow-motion and see what I just saw.

    Dungeon Finder Hunter: OOK U GUYS!

    [Dungeon Finder Hunter has left the party]

    Crawford: How rude.
    Last edited by Crawford; 2012-10-03 at 05:23 PM.
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    +1 for hilarity

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    This seriously just made my day, nice one

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    Pretty funny! But why did you kick the mage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daytonbrown View Post
    Pretty funny! But why did you kick the mage?
    Do you really have to ask? I agree with that kick.

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    10/10 would buy again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regen View Post
    10/10 would buy again.
    Thanks a lot.
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