I'm looking for a decent wired (USB), laptop-style PC keyboard with no random dealbreaking crap. Seems simple but I absolutely cannot find one locally, so I'm hoping to get a recommendation from you fine folks before buying online.
By "laptop-style" I mean the thin keyboards with square keys that don't have much travel. I've also heard these referred to as "island" or "chiclet" keys if that helps.
"Random dealbreaking crap" would include non-standard key layouts, bizarre supposedly-ergonomic angles, bloatware, hot pink backlighting, or branding for the latest dudebro military shooter.
Also, it should go without saying that I expect a keyboard to be able to handle certain simultaneous keypresses -- say, W-A-shift-space. This is my reasoning for asking on an MMO forum.
Budget is between zero and infinity (US dollars).