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Nick - Our first topic for today is...
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Announcer - Welcome back to another exciting episode of "The Questions!"
Nick and Oliva - Today, we have three topics, and boy, are they fun!
* Nick reaches into his pocket, and pulls out three cards, briefly looking through them. * ...mind reading! You know it, and you may or may not love it, but it's a super power none the less!
Oliva - That's right, Nick, but why don't we ask our Champions, what they think? If you're wondering just what kind of mind reading it is, it would be entirely selective. So you only read somebodies mind if you want to read their mind.
Nick -But before you answer, ask yourselves, would you want to read your own mind?
Nick - Well Champions, those are some mighty fine answers you've got there, but let's move on!
Oliva - Our next topic will be about donuts. I mean, who out there doesn't like donuts, right Nick?
Nick - I once knew a guy who didn't like donuts, he was the least happy fella I ever knew.
Oliva - Once?
Nick - He jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Oliva - Oh god, that's awful!
Nick - And why you should like donuts, they make you happy! So Champions, what are your favorite kind of donuts? What do you eat them with? When, and where? Tell us all about your sick, donut related fantasies!
Nick - I don't know about you Oliva, but I sure love these custard filled donuts. Nothing beats them.
Oliva - I don't know Nick, I think our next topic does!
Nick - You're right, and speaking of our next topic...
Oliva - It's out of this world!
Nick - That's because, it's space! So Champions, tell us, how much do you love space? On a scale from one to ten. Would you be alright with endlessly floating about the cosmos in a space ship?
Oliva - Or would you rather help colonize another planet?
Nick and Oliva - Tell us now!
Nick - Well Champions, thanks for playing today, but we're just about out of time. Remember to tune in next time, for another exciting episode of...
Nick and Oliva - The Questions!
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Tl;dr questions - Would you want to have a selectively controlled mind reading? What are your favorite kind of donuts, and how/where/when did you eat them? On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like space? Would you rather be on a space ship or a progressing colony planet?