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    Men may or may not be complicated, but women certainly think we are. Just look at the cover of Cosmo, Elle, etc, next time you're in the grocery store. I'd venture to guess that the reason there aren't many relationship advice questions on this forum is because it's a gaming site and the gaming community isn't exactly known for it's female friendly nature.
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    Yeah cosmo makes me laugh. "50 ways to make him happy in bed!"

    Like there's 50 ways to make a series of up and down motions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TradewindNQ View Post
    Yeah cosmo makes me laugh. "50 ways to make him happy in bed!"

    Like there's 50 ways to make a series of up and down motions?
    I am a gay male, and let me tell you this.

    There are indeed.
    Right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TradewindNQ View Post
    Yeah cosmo makes me laugh. "50 ways to make him happy in bed!"

    Like there's 50 ways to make a series of up and down motions?
    How about using her tongue in your butt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TradewindNQ View Post
    Yeah cosmo makes me laugh. "50 ways to make him happy in bed!"

    Like there's 50 ways to make a series of up and down motions?
    I'm scared about what else could be in there. Gotta keep the exit clear.
    When survival is the goal, it's into the spider hole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Didactic View Post
    I am a gay male, and let me tell you this.

    There are indeed.
    Don't need to be gay to get pleasure from other things.

  7. #27
    Because with men, the only advice for women is this:

    Ask and you shall receive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybourne View Post
    How about using her tongue in your butt?
    you make a good point pink rodent person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beavis View Post
    I'm scared about what else could be in there. Gotta keep the exit clear.
    I learned some of my best tricks from Cosmo.
    Right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vizzle View Post
    Because with men, the only advice for women is this:

    Ask and you shall receive.
    ... Alright. I'm serious now, was that irony?

    I'm horrified that I'm even asking that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galil ACE View Post
    How come nobody ever asks for advice for relationships with males?
    Because men aren't complicated and women hold almost all the power in relationships anyway.

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    Rules for success with a man: show up naked, bring food.

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    If you're a good looking chick then you won't have any issues landing said guy.
    If you're a ugly bitch, then you should aim low. Find a similarly ugly guy with the same interests.
    If you're a dude and this is about gay stuff then I can't help you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tseven View Post
    ... Alright. I'm serious now, was that irony?

    I'm horrified that I'm even asking that.
    Unless you're misreading what I said, I don't understand what you mean. The advice is for women, about men.
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    then I can't help you.
    You aren't helping this way either.

    EDIT:

    Unless you're misreading what I said, I don't understand what you mean. The advice is for women, about men.
    Ask and you shall receive, were you ironic?

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    I think this is relevant to this thread.

    Right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.
    - Thucydides

    There is a modern myth that people have always tended towards democracy, constitutions, electoral rights; but in truth, love of freedom has never been the predominant note of popular politics. At most times, popular demand has been for a strong government.
    - Eugen Weber

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    I think there would be several reasons for that. The majority of the MMO-C population is male. Males are not hard to read in general, they might not straight out say "Hey I wanna bang you" but, there will be strong indicators what they are thinking. Women ask other women, see issue #1.

  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Themius View Post
    Not really, because topics about gay issues are prohibited, including those dealing with gay relationships. As the topic was locked because of the gay theme.
    I doubt this. A thread being locked because it's gay? Never heard of such a thing here on MMO-C.

  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by tseven View Post
    You aren't helping this way either.

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    Ask and you shall receive, were you ironic?
    I think I've made it pretty obvious that I wasn't being ironic by replying to you. It was more of a quip than an entire lesson on romance, but it's truer than not.
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    Women are complicated, men are simplistic. It's really that easy.

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