It's a miracle I haven't quit yet. I'm this close to heading to the local zoo and asking the janitor Leeroy to give me a hand with the lock on the bear cage. Maybe even feed myself to a starving buzzard or scavenging hyena. But then I just know the police would show up and scream "Freeze!" and then, as they say in Spanish, No Va. I'm not going anywhere. Some dude in prison would give me the old lance up my pooper and I'd just be even more miserable than I am today.
Originally Posted by Myobi
Get real bro, if walkers bite Daryl, they become Daryl's.