So I have been thinking about this topic the past few days after watching Immortals. I think it may be time that Chuck Norris has finally met his match. Mickey Rourke is starting to come out on top. Chuck's days may be limited.
... That may be the worst Chuck Norris joke I have ever heard.
Closer to the point:
Chuck Norris has no match simply because the Chuck Norris joke was/is only funny when it completely and utterly ridiculous considering that when they started he was already well past his prime.
EDIT: Typo induced hilarity. Someone make me a picture of Chick Norris, a baby chicken photoshopped with a Chuck-like beard.
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Remember the three most basic fairy tale morals: follow your heart; dreams can come true; and yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.