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    Mickey Rourke vs Chuck Norris

    So I have been thinking about this topic the past few days after watching Immortals. I think it may be time that Chuck Norris has finally met his match. Mickey Rourke is starting to come out on top. Chuck's days may be limited.

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    ... That may be the worst Chuck Norris joke I have ever heard.

    Closer to the point:

    Chuck Norris has no match simply because the Chuck Norris joke was/is only funny when it completely and utterly ridiculous considering that when they started he was already well past his prime.

    EDIT: Typo induced hilarity. Someone make me a picture of Chick Norris, a baby chicken photoshopped with a Chuck-like beard.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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